Which is the more disgusting shirt?

[OllieMartin]

For my birthday pub crawl on saturday we're doing it in 'ugly shirts'. Everyone who's going has drawn a name out of a hat for whom we each have to buy the most grotesque shirt we can find.
My brother gave me the fantastic idea of raiding the local charity shop for a woman's shirt as they don't fit guys well either so will be particularly awful.

I picked the two attached beauties up from the local charity shop for a grand total of �4, but the question is; which is the more disgusting?

The red one has glitter in the pattern, the camera hasn't picked it up so well.

EDIT: my apologies to anyone who owns similar blouses.

[coomber]

it's a close one, they are both pretty disgusting but the red one is slightly more so.

[zazen999]

I don't know, the purple one is truly vile.

[FionaH]

Red one deffo

[braders]

it's a close one, they are both pretty disgusting but the red one is slightly more so.

Agree with coomber...seems more lady like...lol.

[Dottie]

I think you'd look good in the red one, the purple one could easily be from somebody's works uniform top. I think it looks more pink than red, so you'd be more in touch with your feminine side.

[dexterdoglancashire]

Its got to be the purple one - even if it does look like a work shirt - even better! Hope you have a super night!

[SarzWix]

The purple one is worse than the red one. Specially if you might be in a club - the red one wouldn't look so bad under dim lighting, but the purple one would still be vile

[dexterdoglancashire]

Have you got the medalion to go with as well? I presume you'll have it unbuttoned all the way down? Tight, grotesque trews as well will finish off the outfit perfectly! Photos to prove what you do wear will be appreciated!

[shirlthegirl43]

I reckon the purply one is worst, the red one seems quite tame in comparison. Have a great night out though

[Incy]

They are both revolting but the purple one is truly hideous! I'm sure whoever has to wear that will love(read hate) you forever if you give them that to wear.
Does make you wonder what the designers were on when they came up with those gems in the first place. My guess is something that required wearing sunglasses so they couldn't see the colours!

[BumbleB]

Yep, both awful. Have you measured the chest size and also the arm width to make sure the male person can actually get it on?

[OllieMartin]

Yep, both awful. Have you measured the chest size and also the arm width to make sure the male person can actually get it on?

Nope. Part of me hopes he can't! He is quite large, but one's an 18 and one's a 22.

[Incy]

Which is whic. I hope the purple one is the 22

[BumbleB]

Are they M&S or any label we would know?