Fantasy

[zebedee]

Ok, peeps, 'fess up! Who do you fantasize about? My dear wife knows mine - Nigella Lawson - Kirsty Allsop (bit of a theme going here?). Hers are Johnny Depp, Colin Firth, George Clooney, Mel Gibson. Back to me - Carol Kirkwood.

So, whose yours?

[zazen999]

I don't so much fantasize, but I do have a laminated list. Just in case....as you really never ever know.

[piskieinboots]

In no particular order:
- Chris Bearshaw
- Johnny Depp
- Aidan Turner
- Cap't Jack
- Phillip Glenister
- Richard Hammond (no box needed)
- The England Rugby Squad
- Andy Buchan
......hang on - more screen ink needed

[zazen999]

- The England Rugby Squad

Is that one entry or several?





I'll get my coat.

[Glutton4...]

Is that one entry or several?





I'll get my coat.

*Wipes coffee from pooter screen*

[Seahorse]

Could Andrea please report to the Norty Step!!!

Zebedee, I knew this was a Nigella thread before I even opened it. I do believe you've mentioned her before

I'm quite keen on Philip Glenister and Sean Bean. Also a bit of a theme, I guess... in fact they've played brothers.

Actually, could you all just excuse me while I go and have a lie down for a bit...

[janeyo]

An early night with just me in the bed and a good book and no children to get up at the crack of dawn suits me better these days!

[piskieinboots]

oh yes - and Snowdrop natch

[zebedee]

Could Andrea please report to the Norty Step!!!

Zebedee, I knew this was a Nigella thread before I even opened it. I do believe you've mentioned her before

I'm quite keen on Philip Glenister and Sean Bean. Also a bit of a theme, I guess... in fact they've played brothers.

Actually, could you all just excuse me while I go and have a lie down for a bit...

ME! MENTION NIGELLA BEFORE! NEVAH, MADAM! Oh, alright then. Metaphorically, I'll join you for the lie down...

[julesapple]

I always come to a crashing halt when fantasizing.....I get to the bit where the hunky guy is butt nekid, and I'm thinking 'Wowww....' and then I get to the bit where the vision of hunkiness gets to see me nekid........and then bursts out laughing . End of fantasy.

Trickcyclists make of it what you will.......I think I'm better off playing at home than away - at least the PH knows all my wrinkles etc and loves me for who I am

Jules

[piskieinboots]

hunkiness gets to see me nekid........and then bursts out laughing

but they really don't you know - men, they don't laugh at/notice our 'paranoia bits', that is until we point it out

[julesapple]

but they really don't you know - men, they don't laugh at/notice our 'paranoia bits', that is until we point it out

I don't need to point out mine...their floodlit. Paranoid, moi?

Jules

[Pumpkin Becki]

Okay **clears throat** are we ready...

Will Mockett - a carpenter, TV career included 'Real Rooms', 'The Reclaimers' with Tommy Walsh and one episode of 'Ground Force'
Harrison Ford - in his Han Solo days obviously
Eddie Izzard - I could borrow some of his clothes
Peter Ginn - the archeologist from 'Tales of the Green Valley'
Mike Mills - Bassist from REM
Jason Newstead - Former Bassist with Metallica
Cary Grant - so debonnaire
Ewan McGregor - but not as Obi Wan Kenobi
Ian Hislop - I can't explain that one myself
Phil Spencer - but only when he's looking smart, I'm not keen on his casual look
Kyle Howard - Dave the Stand-In from 'Grosse Pointe'
Colin Firth - as Mr Darcy

I could probably go on, but these are my top guys.

[broadway]

Carol Vorderman

[zazen999]

but they really don't you know - men, they don't laugh at/notice our 'paranoia bits', that is until we point it out

No, esp when they are blindfolded.

And they can't feel them due to *whistles.