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  • #16
    I've been out all day & have come back to the Missing status syndrome!...I then got notification of 21 new posts...they were all jumbled up from earlier this week.

    Andi's sis & niece do the annoying personal status thing.I don't think they've actually spoken this year other than exchange snide & intended cryptic,yet to everyone blatantly obvious status'.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
      some people I guess feel that putting real personal stuff on there is appropriate.....the same sort of people who perhaps want to be the centre of everything and everybody must know what is going on with them if you meet up with them in real life....
      I'm too private for all that - never really understand why people want to 'share' everything, all the time. Helps them I guess, like I say, I just don't get it. People tend to be kind in response though, so maybe those people bring out the good in others or something.

      Far more importantly, on the whole biscuits/dunking thing; when I was pregnant, I discovered that dipping a fresh warm croissant into a jar of Nutella was a really good and clever thing to do.

      Oh and I don't do Facebook for some reason. It's prolly too late for me to catch up now. I'll wait for the next social networking phenomenon to come along.

      Anyway, the main purpose of this post - croissants, warm, Nutella, whole jar of.
      I don't roll on Shabbos

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Rhona View Post
        Oh and I don't do Facebook for some reason. It's prolly too late for me to catch up now. I'll wait for the next social networking phenomenon to come along.
        I'm afraid you've missed that too - there was Twitter.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
          I'm afraid you've missed that too - there was Twitter.
          Nah...I'm with David Cameron on that one
          I don't roll on Shabbos

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          • #20
            I don't 'do' Bookface, can't be bothered...

            Croissants in a jar of nutella - the bits left in the jar would be all yukky

            Hob nobs dunked - nope again bits in the GS, try pouring the gs onto the Hob Nob

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Rhona View Post
              Nah...I'm with David Cameron on that one
              You Twitter conservatively?!
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              • #22
                I got persuaded to join Facebook only a few days ago. I have a lovely daughter-in-law, and she sent me an invite. I couldn't say no to her!
                Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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                • #23
                  I like that - pushy sucky. Unfortunately ours should be known as the Gather Dusty.

                  Oooh nutella and croissant...sounds good. I used to keep a (large) jar of nutella and spoon in my desk drawer at all times. And that was before I ever got pregnant.
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                  • #24
                    Does saying I would like to axe murder my snoring husband count as too much personal info on a status?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
                      I like Status Shuffle, but I do have to correct the spelling when I use it
                      Its not just me then!!!!!
                      Kirsty b xx

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                        Does saying I would like to axe murder my snoring husband count as too much personal info on a status?
                        Speaking as the lawyer he has engaged for the divorce proceedings that is fine and dandy and if you actually commit the offence prior to the decris nisi then I am also a prosecution lawyer, so that'll make both my jobs easier.

                        Did any of you catch the story this week abot the two Australian girls who got stuck in a storm drain and promptly used their mobile phones to
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                        update their Facebook status, rather than ring the emergency services.

                        A friend of the girls noticed the Status and rang the firebrigade who then rescued them.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                          Sorry Shortie, bacl on topic....
                          Nooo, not at all... so far I've learnt about porcelain beans going black (that'd be ones thbat didn't get planted) and about wife/husband bust ups

                          Oh, and most importantly.... hobnobs

                          Where else wouldyou learn such randomly interestings stuff than on the 'vine?
                          Last edited by Shortie; 11-09-2009, 12:04 AM.
                          Shortie

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Peter View Post
                            Did any of you catch the story this week abot the two Australian girls who got stuck in a storm drain and promptly used their mobile phones to
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                            update their Facebook status, rather than ring the emergency services.
                            Wellll... lets get priorties right eh?
                            Shortie

                            "There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

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                            • #29
                              Up until yesterday I would always say I dont DO Facebook, being quite a private person. However it turns out I do.
                              Was told yesterday that my email address is linked to an FB account. However, I have never ever opened the Facebook page, so how I have an account is beyond me.

                              I dont know how to go and check to see, as even if I could somehow go into FB and not be lost, I wouldnt know what the password was, as I didnt open the account.
                              Bob Leponge
                              Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                              • #30
                                Freaky Bob.....if someone sends you a friend request, and you click on it and follow the log in procedure and click on 'forgotten password' then you could reset it/have it sent to your email account.........and see what is going on with 'your' account.

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