My name's Bob...

[bobleponge]

And I'm a coffeeaholic

*blushes slightly and smiles graciously at the applause after this announcement

I normally have at least 20 cups a day (yes I know) but for the last few days I've been in a different place, and because of Ramadan, for various reasons, I'm unable to drink coffee at all.

I think I'm feeling like smokers must when they first give up.
I'm having cravings, I'm even more grumpy than usual, altogether not a nice person to be around.

Should my caffeine deficients grumpiness offend anyone over the next day or so, I apologise in advance, but you now know why.

[zazen999]

Strewth Bob; I know how you feel as I'm a right pain in the rump when I haven't had any....well, even more than usual.

Would it be really rude of me to make a cup now and waft the fumes in your general direction?

[Pumpkin Becki]

I should start drinking Camomile tea if I were you Bob, and ...you're amongst friends here. We'll look after you.

[zazen999]

*wafts hot coffee smell south by south east

[smallblueplanet]

...I normally have at least 20 cups a day (yes I know) but for the last few days I've been in a different place, and because of Ramadan, for various reasons, I'm unable to drink coffee at all...

STB Bob!

Unless they're teeny-weeny cups thats a lot of coffee! Don't wanna sound like a BOF but you'd do well health-wise to take this as an opportunity to cut down a bit.

If on the otherhand you're just joking about, then sod ya, and I'm off to make a Greek coffee with the lovely stuff we bought back from Crete!

[TEB]

I should start drinking Camomile tea if I were you Bob.

He is already feeling grumpy dont need to exacerbate the situation

[Pumpkin Becki]

He is already feeling grumpy dont need to exacerbate the situation

Can't answer, too busy laughing!!! (BTW, I like Camomile tea)

[HayleyB]

And I thought I drink a lot of tea (they call my morning cup a buchet ), I reckon you should cut down just a tad....

[zazen999]

*slurps contentedly and grins

[bobleponge]

Tea was the decline of the British empire, and thus, as a true Brit I wont drink it. Plus it tastes gopping.

And no Manda, that amount of coffee hasnt yet caused that side effect. I know I drink a lot, but I like it.

Cant wait till I get back to Karachi and get some caffeine in my veins, I cant sleep at nights currently. Nightmare.

[bobleponge]

*slurps contentedly and grins

*looks the other way and pointedly ignores the nasty Mod

[RedThorn]

*Throws some blue mountain and Vienna Munchin mix beans Zazens way* stick on the peculator for that bottom of the pot brewed all day kick

[zazen999]

*Throws some blue mountain and Vienna Munchin mix beans Zazens way* stick on the peculator for that bottom of the pot brewed all day kick

*Catches beans, slam dunks into perc and runs out door or will be late for college...

Be nice to Bob everyone, whilst I'm gone

[smallblueplanet]

...

And no Manda, that amount of coffee hasnt yet caused that side effect. I know I drink a lot, but I like it.

Cant wait till I get back to Karachi and get some caffeine in my veins, I cant sleep at nights currently. Nightmare.

Okay, but next time you get palpatations consider that it might be down to the coffee not the next Mme LePonge!

BTW, nah to perculators, get the espresso machine cranked up!

[janeyo]

Is this instant or the real mc'coy?
If it's the latter I marvel that you still here on this earth!