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He'd skin a turd for a farthing......For someone who's a bit of a skinflint.
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The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian Clough -
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As mad as a bag of frogs!
He's got ants in his pantsKaren
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
Even a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!Comment
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My male colleague came out with this one today when we drove past a woman with a very large bust - Its like a dead heat in a zephlin race..... ( I am sure he meant it as a compliment).Karen
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
Even a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!Comment
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Someone who'd do anything for money:
"would mind mice at a crossroads"
Someone who's restless and fidgety:
"like a hen on a hot griddle"Last edited by maytreefrannie; 05-10-2009, 08:21 PM.My hopes are not always realized but I always hope (Ovid)
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A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/
BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012
Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.
What would Vedder do?Comment
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what about sh*t stinks? or
your about as much use as a chocolate teapot!Last edited by allotmentlady; 05-10-2009, 08:32 PM.Dont worry about tomorrow, live for today
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Is it me????
To see a world in a grain of sand
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No, it's not you, it's me.Originally posted by smallblueplanet View PostIs it me????
A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/
BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012
Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.
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I'm oft heard saying "mad as a truck."Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
Some East End 'character' (convicted killer) was described as being so by 'a friend' (convicted killer with a book deal) some years ago, and it tickled me.
I've used it ever since.Last edited by zazen999; 05-10-2009, 10:19 PM.I don't roll on ShabbosComment
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How about " face like a bag of smashed crabs " someone who isn't too pretty to look at.
or " Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" someone who is very very cross.
Izi.Comment
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"There's less to her than meets the eye" - Dorothy Parker about an airhead.
"If he was any denser you'd have to water him" Anon
" X is a sandwich short of a picnic" for another screwballIf a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing to excess
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I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil.Sent from my pc cos I don't have an i-phone.Comment
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LOL that's one of the best I have heard for ages.Originally posted by Sprocket* View PostThe river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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I've seen more fat on a greasy chip.
I've seen bigger things crawl out of apples (to boozy willy wavers)
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