Best phrase you've heard recently?

[quark1]

"Keep yours friends close, and your enemies closer"

Just like the 'Red' team in F1 by signing their 'new' driver for next year!

[Newbie]

a friend mutters to me about a new work colleague ..."she's a bit unfortunate looking! Quite evil, but the phrase made me chuckle for days!

[amandaandherveg]

"She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down".

[Hans Mum]

"it's not my gift to give"

hate that one, management speak for youve got no chance!!!

[valmarg]

Another Dorothy Parker:

You can take a horeticulture, but you can't make her think.

valmarg

[bubblewrap]

I've seen bigger things crawl out of apples (to boozy willy wavers)

Another good thing to say to "flashers" is.........................."No thanks I roll my own".

[ginger ninger]

Talking about very loose women..."She's got legs like lift doors"
Someone who's ugly, "They've got a face like a robbers dog"
Someone who's always in the bookies " He'd bet on 2 flees fighting on a dogs backside"

[Littlemouse]

'Snatched defeat from jaws of victory' referring to military blunder.

[allotmentlady]

Life is like a box of chocolates u never quite know what your gonna get!!

So true in my Case lol

[geoff]

Refering to a manager at work when the latest project was much behind schedule

He's got a face like a cracked pisspot

[maytreefrannie]

Another good thing to say to "flashers" is.........................."No thanks I roll my own".

Another one I read about some time ago was the response to a flasher of a Yorkshire woman:

"Eeh lad, I left a better one at 'ome!"

[HeyWayne]

I do like - "If brains were dynamite, he/she wouldn't have enough to blow his/her nose"

[Glutton4...]

Another one I read about some time ago was the response to a flasher of a Yorkshire woman:

"Eeh lad, I left a better one at 'ome!"

Can't remember the film, (Wayne'll probably update me!) but when faced with a flasher, the woman replied;

'Aaah, like a p*nis, only smaller!'

[ginger ninger]

" Ha..yer having a laugh..I've smoked bigger tab's than that," That's what one of my friend said when he was flashed at on her way home from work last year.

[TEB]

An Angry person - face like a smacked a**e
Someone with a fat bum/nice bum - like 2 babies fighting under a blanket
Someone who never buys a round - rarer than hens teeth
and my current favourite - No Sh*t Sherlock