Best phrase you've heard recently?

[RedThorn]

like rocking horse Sh!t for scarce items

mum always says "like a lost F£rt in a snow storm"

[bobleponge]

On driving past a lady just after "that" queen's speech, my mate recorded that she had "an anus horribilus" which made me chuckle.

[Incy]

There's a french expression I'm fond of.
'Qui va a la chasse, perds sa place' can be translated in several ways but literally, if you go hunting you lose your spot.

[Mac]

never belive everything you think !

Love that one!!

Mad as a tin of lizards on a hot day....

[bobleponge]

There's a french expression I'm fond of.
'Qui va a la chasse, perds sa place' can be translated in several ways but literally, if you go hunting you lose your spot.

Beats Biactol I guess??

[bubblewrap]

I wouldn't usually be crude, and so couldn't claim to have used it myself, but it tickled me when I heard;

"Does the pope sh*t in the woods?"

Is the Pope a Bear?

[Rhona]

Is the Pope a Bear?

That's my new fave.

[lainey lou]

My sisters boyfriend muttered something about "negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage" on his way to the loo the other day!! NICE!

My OH likes, "you can put a cat in the oven but you can't call it a biscuit" - White men can't jump.

[OllieMartin]

Is the Pope a Bear?

"Is the Pope's Postcode 'VAT 69'?"

Think that was Hale and Pace.

Also, "Leave that alone or I'll shove it where the Pope don't go rollerskating"

From some 80's film.

[Alison Adams]

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

is always one of my favourites.

And one I read in a 'things doctors say about their patients' article "NFN" = Normal For Norfolk. Apols to anyone from Norfolk, but it is funny.

[SlugLobber]

My sisters boyfriend muttered something about "negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage" on his way to the loo the other day!! NICE!

*Spits tea over keyboard*

[OllieMartin]

On the theme of Spoonerisms:

"Thanks a d*ck bunch head!" - Dad

[lainey lou]

When my mate took her FIAT in for a service the young mechanic smirked at her "FIAT? Fix It Again Tomorrow!"

[bubblewrap]

He's got as much sense of rhythm as a pregnant catholic. Not very good at dancing.

[Seamus]

im not around for a long time, im around for a good time !!!!!!