Best phrase you've heard recently?

[HeyWayne]

When referring to milk this morning a colleague called it "moo juice".

[Flummery]

When referring to milk this morning a colleague called it "moo juice".

My grandad used to come in with the milk from the doorstep (those were the days!) and say "I've found a cow's nest!"

[pigletwillie]

BOBFOC - body off baywatch face off crimewatch.
FUBAR - f up beyond all recognition

"I am going to slap you like a red headed step child"

[HeyWayne]

BOBFOC - body off baywatch face off crimewatch.
FUBAR - f up beyond all recognition

"I am going to slap you like a red headed step child"

Reminds me of the 1881 phenomenon.

18 from behind. 81 from the front.

[Bephlam]

lol...these are brilliant!

Some scottish ones...

"They widny part wae the reek o their $hite!" -- tight!

"The winds ay blowin in his/her face" -- miserable gits!

"C'mere and I'll warm ye'r erse/face fur ye!" -- oh oh, smack or fight time!

"They huvny smiled since they hud the hives" -- dour!

That's all I can think of just now...but Scotland does seem to be brilliant at these scatching remarks!

[kirsty b]

On the theme of Spoonerisms:

"Thanks a d*ck bunch head!" - Dad

Have not read this thread for ages, but this one had me crying with laughter. Always have a had a healthy appreciation of spoonerisms.

[Hilary B]

When referring to milk this morning a colleague called it "moo juice".

Comparable to the 'cackleberries'?

[zebedee]

Another one I heard, made me chuckle... It's like trying to shove a wet noodle up a tigers bum

[CaroltheCarrot]

Just heard this one on the radio,

I would rather poke my eyes out with a cake fork

[kalimna]

A couple more for the pot.....

When one makes a daft mistake, they are having a CRAFT moment. (Cant remember a 'flippin' thing)
When dealing with a bunch of idiots - Its like swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
When faced with insurmountable bureaucracy - dealing with the 'adminisphere'

And finally, when your workplace is being less than efficient, it's like 'pushing water uphill', or 'swimming through cold treacle'....

Right then, time for some brekky.....

Adam

[HeyWayne]

One of the ladies in the office tends to "talk aloud" when thinking, and she doesn't like to be disturbed when she reads on her lunch break - absolute silence.

Dude next to me just said "you read like a monk, and think like a football team"

Brilliant.

[Pumpkin Becki]

Steve Edney, Head Gardener at the Salutation near Sandwich in Kent told the garden's owner (who confesses she knows nothing about plants)...

'look at this flower, its colour is so deep you could lose your soul in it'

Wow!

[Glutton4...]

Just heard this one on the radio,

I would rather poke my eyes out with a cake fork

I once worked with someone who would exclaim;

"I'd rather eat my own eyeballs!"

[Plot10]

"I'd rather eat my own eyeballs!

My version "I'd sooner chew my own ears off"

A friend of mine responds to the phrase "I never thought I'd see the day". with "Well I've see the day and now it's night!"

[miffy]

work is like taking a sledge across the artic,
only the lead dog has a pleasant view!

I'm suffering from deja moo, i think i have heard this bull **** before.