Best phrase you've heard recently?

[gypsophelia]

one word that describes anything bad, ugly , tacky or my mother in laws cooking "gopping"

[gypsophelia]

someone who's drunk - "tired and emotional"

[miffy]

'I believe in customer service, the tooth fairy and Father Christmas!'

[HeyWayne]

bumped for BoblePonge

An odd turn of phrase...

[bobleponge]

Not in my world.

[bobleponge]

Best phrase I've heard recently?

On marriage...

I'm so lazy I even got someone in to spend my own money.


I laughed like a drain when I heard that today.


(Apologies HW, I think it was your thread but I cant find it, even with using the rather excellent search facility).
(There, I think I merged thingys myself sort of??)

[nilling]

"Is it still raining?"

[Florence Fennel]

Male Boss to Assistant Female Boss - "Can I just whack that in your in box?"

[DarkCrow]

I can't be blamed for every thing i do!:

[julesapple]

For a woman we know who's as miserable as sin, and never has a good word about anyone or anything

She'd take the shine off a rusty penny

'Got a face like a gorilla sucking a lemon'

Jules

[julesapple]

Love this, but have never managed to get it into a conversation because my french sucks;

'Il pète plus haut que son cul'

It means someone who has a high regard for themselves and 'farts higher than their own arse' or, an anal ventriloquist!

Jules

[bubblewrap]

someone who's drunk - "tired and emotional"

Heard about the French drunk "Plastered of Paris"

[lizzylemon]

One I use seem to use a lot:

I'd rather saw my own leg off with blunt spoon than do.......

Spoonerism is rife in my head, it struck just the other night at tea time. Was asking minime what she wanted to eat and it came out as chipchingers and fish instead of fishfingers and chips.

Suppose that's what I get for offering the devils lazy food

[OllieMartin]

"What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow." - A. A. Milne (1882-1956)

[Glutton4...]

One I use seem to use a lot:

I'd rather saw my own leg off with blunt spoon than do.......

I used to work with a Lady who'd say;

'I'd rather eat my own eyeballs!'