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"If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball."
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That reminded me of one of my favourite lines in Dodgeball (not exactly a classic film, but it makes me laugh) - as the team's new coach starts viciously flinging wrenches at them;
"If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball."I don't roll on Shabbos -
As much use as a fart in a bottle.Comment
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Sh*t happens so wipe your ar*e and get on with it.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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A couple of ones from over the water (US) - a day late and a dollar short, for someone who just doesn't make the grade - and he's been bobbing for french fries - that's for the person who has had really bad acne.Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?Comment
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About someone who's pretty dim:
"He/she is a bit of a bungalow" (i.e. nothing upstairs)My hopes are not always realized but I always hope (Ovid)
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Heard on the radio today that Jo Brand's new book is called 'Look back in Hunger' - still smiling about that one....
All at once I hear your voice
And time just slips away
Bonnie RaittComment
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Or he donated all his money to sick animals.Originally posted by ginger ninger View PostThe river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian CloughComment
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Running round like a fart in a colander.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian CloughComment
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Running round the inside of a p**spot looking for the handle......................Mission impossible.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian CloughComment
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My step-dad always refers to fast cars as "going like sh*t off a shovel"Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
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OH is an ex driving instructor and oft to be heard uttering the words 'busy over takers, busy undertakers'All at once I hear your voice
And time just slips away
Bonnie RaittComment
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For someone who is really mean'
they would live on the clippings of tin.
Said by someone when starving with the hunger.
I could eat a farmers arse through a hedge.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
Rudyard Kipling.sigpicComment
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one of my favourities for someone of a more fuller physique
No stranger to a fish supper
or someone who is not very attractive
he/shes got a face like a beekeepers apprenticeKernow rag nevra
Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.
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I think Roy Hudd's autobiography is called "A Fart in a Colander"Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing to excess
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Thin people are
"built like portugese racing sardines"
and from a Steven Segal film
"I'm going to slap you like a red headed step child"Comment
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