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  • #61
    Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
    Can't believe you lot let this one go

    Rhona, you can't just post that and not put the blimmin recipe - you wotsit!
    Was going to PM you but here you go:

    Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee

    Cos I loves ya!

    I don't have a microwave, but if I did......


    Went to be weighed but the computer wasn't working; waited 10 mins but had to go......just one of those days
    Last edited by zazen999; 07-10-2009, 05:49 PM.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
      Was going to PM you but here you go:

      Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee
      Ahh...see I was just waiting to see who wanted it the mostest...

      Hope you're enjoying a nice cup of cake.
      I don't roll on Shabbos

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      • #63
        Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
        Was going to PM you but here you go:

        Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee

        Cos I loves ya!

        I don't have a microwave, but if I did......
        Originally posted by Rhona View Post
        Ahh...see I was just waiting to see who wanted it the mostest...

        Hope you're enjoying a nice cup of cake.
        Well, Ner ner *pokes out tongue and waggles it* to both of ya - coz I googled it instead of relyin' on you bunch o wotsits!
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • #64
          Oooohhhhh Janeyo, I forgot this one, it came to me this morning whilst I was swearing at my internet non provider.
          Ingredients:
          1 Crunchie bar
          Some butter
          A crumpet (hot)

          Break up Crunchie bar and chuck into a blender thingy, blend till little crumbs. Chuck in some butter and blend till a smooth paste.
          Heat up a crumpet and spread Crunchie butter onto hot crumpet. Divine
          Bob Leponge
          Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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          • #65
            Oh Bob.....crumpets!!!! mmmmmmmmm

            with drippy bits of butter

            ( or even peanut butter)
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #66
              Chocolate Cake Recipe

              Ingredients:
              1 cup of water
              1 tsp baking soda
              1 cup of sugar
              1 tsp salt
              1 cup of brown sugar
              lemon juice
              4 large eggs
              nuts
              bottle Vodka
              2 cups of chopped milk chocolate

              Sample the vodka to check quality.
              Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
              To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
              Repeat.
              Turn on the electric mixer.
              Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
              Add one teaspoon of sugar.
              Beat again.

              At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
              Try another cup ... just in case
              Turn off the mixerer.
              Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of chocolate.
              Pick chocolate off floor.
              Mix on the turner.
              If the chocolate gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
              Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
              Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t.
              Check the vodka.

              Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
              Add one table.
              Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
              Greash the oven.
              Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
              Don't forget to beat off the turner.
              Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
              I don't roll on Shabbos

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              • #67
                were you watching me last night Rhona??????

                ...brill!
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #68
                  Superb Rhona!! I'm going off right now to try this - I'll follow it to the letter...now, where's the vodka...

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                  • #69
                    Briliant Rhona - I like that, The builder just caught me laughing out loud, and he thinks I am strange enough already!

                    Bob, I am putting a crunchie (or 3) on my next shopping list

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                    • #70
                      Savoury day for me today...possibly cos I polished off any remaining chocolate at breakfast!

                      *wondering if it'd be cheeky of me to pop to my neighbours & ask her to put my cheese & pickle sarnie in the microwave?
                      the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

                      Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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                      • #71
                        Now then- I've just come back from the supemarket having looked at the jammy doughnuts, thought of M Leponge, looked at them again, smiled ...and then walked away!!!! ( but I did buy 3 tubs of icecream!!!!!)...and strangely enough- some vodka!!!!
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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