I want something sweet to eat...

[zazen999]

Can't believe you lot let this one go

Rhona, you can't just post that and not put the blimmin recipe - you wotsit!

Was going to PM you but here you go:

Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee

Cos I loves ya!

I don't have a microwave, but if I did......


Went to be weighed but the computer wasn't working; waited 10 mins but had to go......just one of those days

[Rhona]

Was going to PM you but here you go:

Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee

Ahh...see I was just waiting to see who wanted it the mostest...

Hope you're enjoying a nice cup of cake.

[Glutton4...]

Was going to PM you but here you go:

Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes! | Dizzy Dee

Cos I loves ya!

I don't have a microwave, but if I did......

Ahh...see I was just waiting to see who wanted it the mostest...

Hope you're enjoying a nice cup of cake.

Well, Ner ner *pokes out tongue and waggles it* to both of ya - coz I googled it instead of relyin' on you bunch o wotsits!

[bobleponge]

Oooohhhhh Janeyo, I forgot this one, it came to me this morning whilst I was swearing at my internet non provider.
Ingredients:
1 Crunchie bar
Some butter
A crumpet (hot)

Break up Crunchie bar and chuck into a blender thingy, blend till little crumbs. Chuck in some butter and blend till a smooth paste.
Heat up a crumpet and spread Crunchie butter onto hot crumpet. Divine

[Nicos]

Oh Bob.....crumpets!!!! mmmmmmmmm

with drippy bits of butter

( or even peanut butter)

[Rhona]

Chocolate Cake Recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups of chopped milk chocolate

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of chocolate.
Pick chocolate off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the chocolate gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t.
Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.

[Nicos]

were you watching me last night Rhona??????

...brill!

[Pumpkin Becki]

Superb Rhona!! I'm going off right now to try this - I'll follow it to the letter...now, where's the vodka...

[janeyo]

Briliant Rhona - I like that, The builder just caught me laughing out loud, and he thinks I am strange enough already!

Bob, I am putting a crunchie (or 3) on my next shopping list

[di]

Savoury day for me today...possibly cos I polished off any remaining chocolate at breakfast!

*wondering if it'd be cheeky of me to pop to my neighbours & ask her to put my cheese & pickle sarnie in the microwave?

[Nicos]

Now then- I've just come back from the supemarket having looked at the jammy doughnuts, thought of M Leponge, looked at them again, smiled ...and then walked away!!!! ( but I did buy 3 tubs of icecream!!!!!)...and strangely enough- some vodka!!!!