A ridiculously childish evening

[OllieMartin]

Just went for a curry with my good friend Fran. After the curry we got into an arguement over whether McDonalds, Burger King or KFC have the 'best' french fries (Yes, I know they're all awful, but we were being stupid).
And I suddenly decided we should nip round the corner for some McD's fries.

When we got there, much foolishness later, and were walking in; I decided to challenge Fran to place her order, but that she was only allowed to say "chips"!
She bailed almost immediately and just said "Can I have some CHIPS please".

I, on the other hand responded to the following questions:
"Hi, Can I take your order please?"
"Is that medium?"
"Would you like any sauces with that?",
With the sole mono-sylabic reply, "Chips".

Fortunately the guy saw the joke and laughed along. It was so immature, but I've not laughed so much in a good long while!

Anyone else been up to anything a little more/less adult?

[RedThorn]

who me?? never wouldn't dream of it.... oh ok oh will proberbly tell you my whole adult life

[zazen999]

Well, Ollie.....I did find that my trip to Tatton show with Allotment Lady and DexterDL took me back to being a kid again; gossiping, screaming 'how much, this ain't Chelsea you know', loads of 'oohs' and 'aahs', IWANTTHATONE' and again 'HOWMUCH!!!!".

Just having lots of childish fun.......was great.

Oh yeah, and the classic 'What is SHE WEARING????'....

[Two_Sheds]

If we're feeling daft and bored in the car, me and Little One wave out the window at random people. Teenagers are the best, they look really confused!

[SlugLobber]

Me and my OH take advantage of being in the back seat of someone else's car (or his) by....b1tch slapping each other, tickling till one or both shriek and then yell "DAAAAADDDDD!!!" at the poor unfortunate driver.

We also make norty gestures at people we don't like, but below the level of the door, Ali G style. We are the biggest kids going.

Oh and we sometimes go to the park after dark, so people don't say us shouting, "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!" on the swings. I can still do the monkey bars, too!

[di]

Asking the price of every other thing you pick up in Poundland can provide whole moments of entertainment!

[OllieMartin]

Asking the price of every other thing you pick up in Poundland can provide whole moments of entertainment!

A good one, but you run the risk that they've heard it before and have a quick comeback.

I had to go for an ultrasound scan a while ago. As soon as she started scanning me I asked "So, am I pregnant?"
Her immediate, and automatic response was, "twins!"
I immediately realised that every guy who thinks they're funny says the same thing.
I lay for the rest of the scan in silence

[di]

A good one, but you run the risk that they've heard it before and have a quick comeback.

You've obviously not met the staff of our Poundland!

[vikkib]

Me and my OH take advantage of being in the back seat of someone else's car (or his) by....b1tch slapping each other, tickling till one or both shriek and then yell "DAAAAADDDDD!!!" at the poor unfortunate driver.

My sisters and I used to sit in the back of the car and slap ourselves whilst crying out something along the lines of... 'Muuuuuum, she hit me' or 'Owwww! Stop that, quit it'. Of course once we'd done this a few times it would inevitable lead to us slapping each other and Mum not believing us when we moaned about it...

... A the ripe old age of 29 with sisters being 26 and 24 we still do it when we find ourselves in the back of the car together!

[RedThorn]

A good one, but you run the risk that they've heard it before and have a quick comeback.

I had to go for an ultrasound scan a while ago. As soon as she started scanning me I asked "So, am I pregnant?"
Her immediate, and automatic response was, "twins!"
I immediately realised that every guy who thinks they're funny says the same thing.
I lay for the rest of the scan in silence

lol as I know exactly what you mean... did the same when I had a scan for gall stones... was met with stony silence!!!

[allotmentlady]

Well, Ollie.....I did find that my trip to Tatton show with Allotment Lady and DexterDL took me back to being a kid again; gossiping, screaming 'how much, this ain't Chelsea you know', loads of 'oohs' and 'aahs', IWANTTHATONE' and again 'HOWMUCH!!!!".

Just having lots of childish fun.......was great.

Oh yeah, and the classic 'What is SHE WEARING????'....

HOW MUCH? for a 3 course meal? No coffee either? I have never said HOW MUCH so much in my life.....OOOOH look at that pig lol

[zazen999]

HOW MUCH? for a 3 course meal? No coffee either? I have never said HOW MUCH so much in my life.....OOOOH look at that pig lol

Just don't tell anyone HOW MUCH I spent on a weasley portion of cold chips, will you?

[allotmentlady]

was it 4.50! on chips.........................................................................PSML and no do not delete it lol

[Caro]

My OH went through a phase of leaning out the car window and would yell the word "abuse" out it at random pedestrians. This, obviously, was his version of shouting abuse at people

Caro

[zebedee]

Do be careful, though! This is, apparently, a true and documented story. Some time ago a 747 on a domestic flight within the USA was coming in for a landing at JFK airport. The flight crew had made the usual pre-landing announcements. The pilot, a man of impeccable record was having a bit of childish fun with his co-pilot, also of very good record. As the plane was hurtling down the runway, the pilot shouted "Stop, you bastard, stop!" to the aircraft. You've probably guessed it - the cabin mike had been left on and some 380 people were immediately having hysterical attacks.

Oooops! Apparently the pilot lost his job!!!!