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  • #16
    My eldest is an executive with a large (very) software company based in the States. He calls it HyperText Muck-up Langage. He also claims that trying to do anything decent on the Web with it is like trying to blow up a city with sparklers fireworks.
    Why didn't Noah just swat those 2 greenflies?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    >
    >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by sarraceniac View Post
      My eldest is an executive with a large (very) software company based in the States. He calls it HyperText Muck-up Langage. He also claims that trying to do anything decent on the Web with it is like trying to blow up a city with sparklers fireworks.
      It can be a nightmare because the rendering engines for different browsers (e.g. Internet Exploder & Firefox) interpret the rules slightly differently. So you end up having to do a lot of "defensive coding" to make sure each page looks OK in all the browsers. And then of course you may want to use some whizzy new feature that's only supported by IE8, but what happens if you get some philistine who's still using IE6?

      It's not HTMLs fault. If there was only one browser things would be a lot simpler, but despite their best efforts M$ still haven't managed to kill of all the competition, thank God.
      There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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      • #18
        Just code a browser detection into the site and if anyone calls it up from Internet Explorer pop up a huge sign saying WHY ARE YOU STILL USING THAT PILE OF JUNK FOR A BROWSER!?
        GET SOMETHING DECENT ON YOUR COMPUTER THIS INSTANT!!!

        You'd get around most of the browser incompatibilities then since it tends to be Microsoft who make up the standards as they go along.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by HotStuff View Post
          It can be a nightmare because the rendering engines for different browsers (e.g. Internet Exploder & Firefox) interpret the rules slightly differently. So you end up having to do a lot of "defensive coding" to make sure each page looks OK in all the browsers. And then of course you may want to use some whizzy new feature that's only supported by IE8, but what happens if you get some philistine who's still using IE6?

          It's not HTMLs fault. If there was only one browser things would be a lot simpler, but despite their best efforts M$ still haven't managed to kill of all the competition, thank God.
          Hey. You guessed the company .

          Dont know much about it. Apparently I should be learning SQL for the web but I believe - if you want a job doing well, then - employ a professional . If you can't afford a professional then plagiarise like hell.

          I'll give Junior ( ) his due though. He told me to use Firefox. And he was right.
          Why didn't Noah just swat those 2 greenflies?

          Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
          >
          >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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          • #20
            Hey. You guessed the company .
            He told me to use Firefox. And he was right.
            Hope he still has a job.
            Sent from my pc cos I don't have an i-phone.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HotStuff View Post
              How can that be dependant on the site, surely it's a matter of how the browser interprets the HTML?
              no idea - but do tell me why <b> would not bold but <strong> would and yes I do handcraft the HTML in NP before adding to site
              aka
              Suzie

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              • #22
                Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                no idea - but do tell me why <b> would not bold but <strong> would and yes I do handcraft the HTML in NP before adding to site
                Can you tell me the site? Hope I didn't cause any offence, I certainly didn't mean to, I was just intrigued.
                There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                • #23
                  And you have to remember to Americanize spellings to use html
                  Last edited by Eco-Chic; 16-10-2009, 11:14 PM.
                  If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing to excess

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                  • #24
                    Think of it like HTML for defining what something is (eg a paragraph of heading) and then CSS for defining how something should look (bold, pink, large, small).

                    B (for bold) is about how something looks so shouldn't be used in HTML.

                    <strong> indicate the text should be emphasised so it's about what the text is not what it looks like so it's correct HTML. You might emphasis it by making is bold, but equally you could have it red or larger.

                    Hope that helps, it gets easier as you do more honest

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                    • #25
                      Firefox browser and look for an add on called Xinha. HTML for dummies - even I can use it Take a bit of playing about with but an hour should see you proficient with it .Heres a link just for you -
                      https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1449
                      Last edited by beefy; 17-10-2009, 02:35 AM. Reason: spelling
                      There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it in your future.

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                      • #26
                        <p>You can do
                        </p>
                        <p> <strong>Bold</strong>
                        </p>
                        <p> <em>Itallics</em>
                        </p>
                        <p> Colours
                        </p>
                        <p align="center"> Centering
                        </p>
                        <p align="left"> Left
                        </p>
                        <p align="right">Right
                        </p>
                        <p><u>Underlining</u>
                        </p>
                        <p><u></u> <del>Strikethrough</del>
                        <br />
                        </p>

                        HTML code is off on here
                        Last edited by beefy; 17-10-2009, 02:47 AM.
                        There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it in your future.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by HotStuff View Post
                          Hope I didn't cause any offence, I certainly didn't mean to
                          Noooo not even a little bit honest - and thankfully I don't have to resume any MS* coding until at least Monday

                          *motion sickness code
                          Last edited by piskieinboots; 17-10-2009, 06:36 AM.
                          aka
                          Suzie

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                          • #28
                            The <b> </b> tags are being deprecated in favor of <strong> </strong>. There are some other tags that are going to.

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                            • #29
                              Unless it's something really simple, CSS would be better for formatting.

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                              • #30
                                is this another language? lol
                                Dont worry about tomorrow, live for today

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