I'm getting old

[Rhona]

Rinse your eye with droplets of milk. It will help quite a lot.

[Brengirl]

I smothered my lids with yoghurt and must admit the stinging is beginning to ease now. This afternoon I put a few drops of a crushed chilli sauce I had made onto the counter to test it's potency. Didn't give a thought to my fingertips. I will in future. Thanks for your kind words.

[HeyWayne]

You poor thing Bren - flush your eyes with cold water and much as you can. If your eyes are really inflamed, or you have blurred vision, you may still be drunk.

If not, just visit A&E with yoghurt smeared all over your face - it's Halloween after all, they'll be expecting you.

[Florence Fennel]

Get to the norty step Wayne, you've plaguerised my words!

[Florence Fennel]

Okay, okay, so it's the wrong spelling (plagiarised) and not really in context. Anyway, you messed with what I said!

[HeyWayne]

Okay, okay, so it's the wrong spelling (plagiarised) and not really in context. Anyway, you messed with what I said!

I smearly tell it like I hear it.

[petal]

you have a baby. your brain cells go mushy and never, ever recover.............

[HeyWayne]

you have a baby. your brain cells go mushy and never, ever recover.............

I never realised that applied to mens as well.

[Nicos]

My keyboard is near the building work- and although we've been fairly careful, there's still some very fine dust which has managed to get in...I've got to spellcheck most words now

...oh yes- babies certainly do that to you Wayne- and lack of sleep!

[Eco-Chic]

Nicos, put a pair of tights or mesh over the nozzle of the hoover and vaccuum your keyboard

[Nicos]

Nicos, put a pair of tights or mesh over the nozzle of the hoover and vaccuum your keyboard

I'd be so lucky to have a vac!!!!

The darn thing packed in cos it's sucked in too much dust into it's engine!!!
....a couple of days before I needed a plumber to mend the suddenly very leaky tap ....and the strimmer packed in ...and....( oops -wrong thread!!!!)

But - thanks- will do when I replace it!

[Brengirl]

I smothered my lids with yoghurt and must admit the stinging is beginning to ease now. This afternoon I put a few drops of a crushed chilli sauce I had made onto the counter to test it's potency. Didn't give a thought to my fingertips. I will in future. Thanks for your kind words.

Forgive me for bumping this because there is a sequel. My eyes were a lot calmer this morning but still a bit scratchy so I asked for advice in Boots. The pharmacist sold me a soothing eye drop. It felt once again as if my eyes were on fire and not long after I ended up at the 'minor injuries unit' where they gave my poor sore eyes a good going over. I now have an antibiotic cream to use for four days. I also bought some latex gloves. Prewarned is prearmed lol

[Florence Fennel]

Forgive me for bumping this because there is a sequel. My eyes were a lot calmer this morning but still a bit scratchy so I asked for advice in Boots. The pharmacist sold me a soothing eye drop. It felt once again as if my eyes were on fire and not long after I ended up at the 'minor injuries unit' where they gave my poor sore eyes a good going over. I now have an antibiotic cream to use for four days. I also bought some latex gloves. Prewarned is prearmed lol

Glad you're ok now Bren, bet you never make that mistake again!

[petal]

you have a baby. your brain cells go mushy and never, ever recover.............

Yup, men too.