News Flash!! Olliemartin's got a date on Thursday

[Pumpkin Becki]

I am slightly worried now, you say you met her in a gay bar...she is actually a she is she??

[OllieMartin]

I am slightly worried now, you say you met her in a gay bar...she is actually a she is she??

I did get asked my number by a few guys, one of whom refused to accept that I'm not gay, "there's no way" he said! Can't help but take it as a compliment
I also got chatting to an abnormally tall 'woman' called denise, who had this hardest boobs I've come across, they were like 2 halves of a coconut. I'm not 100% convinced by her gender. "I do not like a woman wiv big 'ands, oh no!"

[jacob marley]

didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strange women....jacob

[OllieMartin]

didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strange women....jacob

My mother is a strange woman!

[Incy]

My mother is a strange woman!

Don't let her hear you saying that. Your supposed to say:
'She is a woman and she is wise'....

[zazen999]

I did get asked my number by a few guys, one of whom refused to accept that I'm not gay, "there's no way" he said! Can't help but take it as a compliment

Were you wearing the superman suit at the time?

[OllieMartin]

Were you wearing the superman suit at the time?

Skin-tight lycra pants, cowboy boots, no shirt...

[HeyWayne]

Skin-tight lycra pants, cowboy boots, no shirt...

Have you met my brother. He sounds right up your street.

[ginger ninger]

I also got chatting to an abnormally tall 'woman' called denise, who had this hardest boobs I've come across

I dread to think how you found THAT one out???????


Are you positive they called "her" Denise....and not Denice???

[FionaH]

Skin-tight lycra pants, cowboy boots, no shirt...

And you wonder why you get chatted up by fellas
Have a great time Thursday, we want a full report by Friday morning!

[HeyWayne]

we want a full report by Friday morning!

Well, maybe not a full report...

[Brengirl]

Do sincerely hope it is everything you want it to be. With no little surprises.

[HeyWayne]

YouTube - Lola - The Kinks

[OllieMartin]

I dread to think how you found THAT one out???????

Are you positive they called "her" Denise....and not Denice???

She introduced herself by saying, "I'm Denise, I'm a transvestite", like there was enough ambiguity for me to not be sure.

[Two_Sheds]

Do sincerely hope it is everything you want it to be. With no little surprises.

... or big ones