what have you never done?!?

[Alison]

I've never poked a badger with a spoon (Eddie Izzard)

I hope that you didn't use a fork instead - they are a protected species........

[HeyWayne]

I hope that you didn't use a fork instead - they are a protected species........

Forks? Protected?

[Pumpkin Becki]

LOL, why not

I hope that you didn't use a fork instead - they are a protected species........

Forks? Protected?

I knew you'd all like that one

[SlugLobber]

I've never lit one of my own farts.

[di]

I've never watched a James Bond film.
Never read Terry Pratchet...always wanted to but struggle with the long words!
Never been out of this country in this country.
Never managed to stop at just one glass.
Never drunk Dr Pepper nor Vimto...they just smell so wrong!
Never sewn up a jumper.

[northepaul]

I have thought about this a lot, because it always makes me think of what I have done.

Ok
I have never driven a car,
Never hosted an Ann Summers Party
Never been to the Tower of London
Never read any Barbara Cartland
Never been to an Opera


Thats all I can think of...

[janeyo]

I have never been to the Lake District.
I have never seen Blackpool illuminations.

[HeyWayne]

I've never used a hedgehog as a back scratcher
I've never shaved my armpits
I've never wrestled a sheep

[bubblewrap]

It's easy - they're the same as Children - you just substitute sweets for s*x to get what you want!!!

Sex is what the south Africans carry their coal in.

[bramble]

I've never smiled at a crocodile.
I've never ran a tree minute mile.
I've never walked in anyone elses shoes.

[harrybrew69]

I have never put alphabet spaghetti down my pants stood on one leg twirled round whilst picking my nose singing the Samoan national anthem in the entrance of Tesco,s on whit Sunday with 15 tadpoles in my pocket.

[northepaul]

Hmmm.... Now this is just getting silly

[Hilary B]

Never (yet) been to USA (canada, yes; Mexico, yes, not USA, going some day)
Never eaten raw fish or shellfish (just don't fancy it, smoked salmon comes close, but I'm not keen on that either).
Never made a chilli with chocolate in (I know it's supposed to be better, but I haven't got round to it, an haven't got a recipe).
Never been further east than Germany (and that was on the way to Norway).
Never seen a live badger in the wild.

[Rhona]

Never:

Watched Star Wars
Watched Star Trek (a pattern emerges)
Eaten a brussel sprout and enjoyed it (and yes, I've tried them with pancetta/chestnuts/whatever, they're still 'orrible)
Particularly had a life plan
Passed my driving test (the shame)
Chosen the good looking one over the interesting/funny one (No longer relevant and Mr R is all three, natch)

[pipscariad]

Never cooked with meat (lifelong vegetarian, and married to one)
Never eaten mushy peas
Never been addicted to anything
Never learnt to dive into water
Never managed to remember my times tables!
Never caught a fish (kinda goes with the first one though)
Never been unhappy for very long