what have you never done?!?

[Tomatoking]

Mr TK writes......

I've never bin to Zumerzet....where Mrs TK comes from!
I've never known a night like it!!!!
I've never changed a nappy! and I've never fathered a child...but seem to have been step-dad to a few!
I've never gone a day without wine!
I have never learnt a proper trade!
I have never cleaned our mares' 'teats'.....don't ask!
I have never seen a woman on t'internet so much since she joined GYO!
and finally........I have never had such a 'slap' as I am going to have tonight when she reads this!

[Scottishnewbie]

For me:

I have never regretted giving up my job and moving to the country
I have never eaten bambi (nor any of his friends)
I have never kept pigs (but I intend to next year)
I have never loved another person as much as I love my kids
I have never learned to accept a compliment.

...now why is that I wonder?

[Bren In Pots]

I have never been on a roof.

plus lots of other things what don't bother me, but I would loved to have made it up to the roof only I froze half way up the scaffold.

[janeyo]

Mr TK writes......

I've never bin to Zumerzet....where Mrs TK comes from!
I've never known a night like it!!!!
I've never changed a nappy! and I've never fathered a child...but seem to have been step-dad to a few!
I've never gone a day without wine!
I have never learnt a proper trade!
I have never cleaned our mares' 'teats'.....don't ask!
I have never seen a woman on t'internet so much since she joined GYO!
and finally........I have never had such a 'slap' as I am going to have tonight when she reads this!

lol@ MrTK. This is really cheering me up

[janeyo]

I have never been on a roof.

plus lots of other things what don't bother me, but I would loved to have made it up to the roof only I froze half way up the scaffold.

I am with you on the roof thing. But was VERY proud of myself when I managed to get up the first lift of scaffold and could draw out the rooms of the extension. I hate ladders and ca't even go up into the loft normally.
Wasn't quite so proud of myself when I didn't make it up the second or third lift! But it was very high!

[janeyo]

never had baked beans on toast
never eaten seafood [and never will]
never done a first aid course
never done a parachute jump [and never will either]
never changed a wheel although I do know how to

not sure a parachute jump is a normal everyday activity lol

[janeyo]

I have never managed to navigate round the Peterborough ring road system without getting lost

[zazen999]

not sure a parachute jump is a normal everyday activity lol

I don't know - some of my chums are 'full-on' and parachute jumping was common practice.

[janeyo]

I don't know anyone so exciting

[janeyo]

I have never managed to read GW magazine without reading Alan's bit at the end first

[Snadger]

I've never eaten a deep fried Mars bar

Never changed a nappy although I have three kids and three grandchildren (not proud of it, and certainly don't want to start learning now!)

Never learned to swim, although frolicked for days in the local river when I was a nipper.

Never sent a Christmas card (And YES I've lied about donating card money to charity!)

I've never ued a rotovator!

I've never had a car that my kids were proud of (Used to drop them off around the corner from the school lest they be seen in my auld banger!

[zazen999]

Never had corned beef [as prompted by another thread on here]

[Brengirl]

eaten or drunk too much
laughed and cried too much
or loved too much
or not told a lie

[Jeanied]

I have a list of things I have never done all by myself and I have set myself a target to tick them off the 'to do' list - go to a restaurant - go to the pictures - go to a museum - go on holiday. I'm still new at this one so I'm going to also try and give myself a break if I don't succeed - now that would be new!

[moola]

I have never owned a car and not bumped it (only small ones though) at least 5 times...oops
I have never iceskated
I too have never regretted moving to the countryside
I have never (and will never) wear a bikini (eeeekkkk)
I have never been able to overcome my fear (pls don't laugh!!!) of fuzzyfelt.