Scuse me while I kiss this guy (misheard lyrics)

[di]

Can't think of any missed lyrics, but I've just played I-Spy on the tube with my 4 year old nephew.
"I spy", he says, "beginning with Ap".
"Apple" I say (he doesn't know his letters yet).
"Grar" he says "it's green"
Grass, that one.

then, top of his voice: "Cun"
Everyone in the carriage is now looking at us, I say "dunno, what is it?"
Cun-pooter ! (in his best Norfolk accent)

Brings back all those lovely memories of when mine would spend the whole walk home screaming "can't".....as in ...can't walk anymore...but they couldn't manage the whole sentence!


Well into my adult years I was singing "the cattle are lonely",wasn't until my Dad was stood by me & pointed out my mistake that I'd actually ever given it any thought!

[Flummery]

One of church hymns has the words "guide of the wanderer here below"
Came out as "guide of the wanderer here we blow"

Ee, I know that one. What a give-away!

[Florence Fennel]

Years ago "One Night in Heaven" became One-ninety-seven sung by my daughter who worked part time in a pub. It coincidentally was the price of a pint of beer and half of lager!