Gardeners Rest #4

[Nicos]

Ollie was quite in a flap- well- who wouldn't be with all those chooks about??
He was trying to sup his cold tea left standing since 3pm whilst laying his cloak at the entrance to the Gardeners Rest, holding the door open with his left foot and doffing his hat with his left foot ......

[Finedon.Dandy]

....when FD pushed her double pram through. "Whos up for a cuddle" she asked....

[jacob marley]

..whist proving that if you have more than 2 left feet you can do anything you want to do even sup cold tea and spitting the feathers out as well...

[binley100]

" ..Well if you're offering....." grinned Ollie

[Chocolate Brownie]

....."Any room for me??" asked Cheyenne, dripping wet after tieing her undersized pony that she had ridden to the gardeners rest, to the shinny broken up red Porsche. Much to the dogs.....

[binley100]

....disgust Cheyenne proceeded to shake, spraying them with water.
"That's better " she said " right, who can bring me up to speed with whats been going on around her?"

[ginger ninger]

...Grrrrrrrrr growled the wet dogs at.......

[Jeanied]

... the latest arrival at Gardeners' Rest - Hugh Fearningly Whittingstall - brandishing a huge...

[OllieMartin]

...surname. "Anyone for T-rex stuffed with camel stuffed with cow stuffed with sheep stuffed with dog stuffed with turkey stuffed with chicken stuffed with guinea fowl stuffed with squirrel stuffed with a mouse stuffed with a quails egg....wrapped in bacon?"
"Erm...no thanks", said everyone, "We're full of homemade crunchie".
"I wouldn't mind...

[Glutton4...]

.... said Glutton - try anythin' once!' She winked. 'Only jokin' sounds revolting. Besides we've got Goat stew comin' in a minute.'

Meanwhile, outside in the car park, among the assembled chaos of tractors, ponies, dogs, geese and such, the local WI had started setting up a table sale ....

[Seahorse]

'I say' said Seahorse (who had finally been distracted from cuddling the baby Dandys [Bean already being bigger than she is]) 'surely the WI aren't selling these' as she held up...

[ginger ninger]

....a pair of rabbit skin knickers & bra set, rabbit skin thongs and a rabbit skin loin cloth "well that's not what I expected from the WI" said Seahourse "we have to move with the times" said the WI, but we also do.......

[Nicos]

.....mole skin thongs for the men....haven't M&$ got some interesting gifts this year!!!!

[OllieMartin]

"Not just mole skin thongs", said broadway seductively, "M&S mole skin thongs".
bobleponge laughed as he punched a football into an Irish goal, "Guess I'll see you in South Africa", he taunted.
No one was quite as....

[ginger ninger]

...excited to see all the fur than the dogs, who lept into the middle of the WI and started running round with knickers in there mouths. "Babble bobble giggle" were the coments from Bean who was watching the mayhem from the back of all Ollie's crunchy wrappers.
The celler door opened, a strange sound came out, it was.....