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  • my special dark navy rum. I am sure there was a nearly a full bottle left. Bet some thieving rascal has been having a swig or two. I'll have to put up with this lemonchello I've just found at the back of the coop

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    • Comfreyfan could be see washing mince out of her neighbour's toaster in Piglet's kitchen...as Jeanied hunted high and low for more rum to help out Brengirl....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • ...."I've found some sprouts on the advent calender tread....we might need more I really don't think there's enough with one stem, I wonder if Trish still has some celeriac left over, we need more veg, who's making the stuffing" AaaRRRRRR panicked Binley..........Help!!!!!!!!............

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        • ..and then nicos being the super organiser said how are we going to cook that perishing 14 bird roast we will have to get yew furry wilting thingy with his pig roasting spit ..
          What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
          Ralph Waide Emmerson

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          • Before you could say knife, Snadger and the Fergy had sprung into life to create a spit roasting pit outside and set a fire to draw (using up yet another stere of Bobleponge's precious winter firewood).
            In order to get the 24 hour roasting stint started, Snadger - in a masterly tone - organised the roasting party in shifts, by declaring...
            Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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            • ...as my stint will be most arduous of all. I will ply myself with ale and be available for taste assessment.

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              • 'The next shift is for you, Bigmally' - added Snadger - pausing his quaffing to bark out orders - 'with your patent compost tumbler, you will be well up to the task of a 2 hour stint on the old spit roaster! And don't forget to baste! That ostrich can get very dry, you know!'
                'Harrumph', said Bigmally 'if I'd known this was going to be on the cards I'd have brought some WD40 for the hinge in me back!'
                'Can I help too?' piped up...
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • Zazen, I can do a moderate....
                  Hayley B

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                  • ...oven test for you' - with this she whipped out a meat thermometer and plunged it into the slowly rotating, sizzling spit roasting carcases.
                    'Oi - mind where you are shoving that!' cried Brengirl who was desperately trying to do a good...
                    Last edited by Jeanied; 06-12-2009, 04:07 PM.
                    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                    • job in making things flow smoothly. A bl??dy good one actually, she thought to herself.
                      With that there was a squealing noise coming from the spit. OMG someone is making spam...

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                      • shrieked Brengirl. I was just picking up the post from I thought it was

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                        • "...lying on the doormat - just checking for my Secret Santa and all" added Bregirl, getting all flustered and confused "when someone shoved a meat thermometer up my ...
                          Last edited by Jeanied; 06-12-2009, 04:07 PM.
                          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                          • arsk no questions... brengirl squirmed a little as she adjusted her skirt.
                            I think the turkey is done smiled Snadger...better let it cool down a bit

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                            • At that moment Glutton reappeared, arms laden with enormous cabbages, and pockets full of carrots. "Howzat!" she called triumphantly, as she put them all down on the bar. Then wandered off muttering about HTML codes.

                              "Is there any more of that scrummy Sui-Cider?" Asked a rather thirsty ....
                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                              • Snadger....I have done the deed that needed to be done. I need a pick me up. The wind suddenly blew the door open just in time for..............

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