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Badge-wielding chest outwards for all to examine ....
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All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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...."that's what I like to see, a nice breast" said Ollie " Duck breast I mean", "O, Ollie you are a tinker" said Bren Girl as she showed everyone photo's of her new grandson, "wait while he gets older, I'll teach him a thing or two" said Ollie.
Move up you lot, I've had a hard day, what with........Comment
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...learning quantum physics and all", said piskieinboots as she deposited a pile of Carl Sagan's books on the table, knocking Jeanied's Bailey's all over the floor! "Just as well it's only £9 a gallon", slurred Jeanie as she knocked back her 14th Brain Hemorrage of the evening.
"Has anyone seen my 16-inch...Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
Snadger - Director of Poetry
RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews
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.....yorkshire pudding" said Wayne.....Comment
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"....no but there's a toad in the hole with a 16" sausage in it outside" said GingerS*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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'Who does that belong to....?' she added...S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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'It's mine, it's mine!' shouted a rather muffled voice from the cellar .... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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....as Zebedee appeared out of the cellar brandishing a very long chorizo sausage,
"DON'T GIVE IT Rhona" shouted Bigmally & RobintheBobin in unison, "you don't want to start a stampede for the door"...No said Zebedee I'm going to....Comment
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try and get this taod back in its hole so it can ...
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....lie in wait to gobble up all those slugs when they come dancing past.
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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with Incy shouting in the backgorund... I need those slugs for my new chooks! Trying to scrum some order back into the proceedings, Pigletwillie finds his gaze being drawn to....Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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...the exact position and momentum of a sub-atomic particle.
"Good eye-sight", said piskieinboots, "You should use that to...Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
Snadger - Director of Poetry
RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews
WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.Comment
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quantitatively prove the state of Seahorse stockings are in direct proportion to...Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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the length of a piece of string.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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'Oi,' shouted Snadger, 'I need that piece of string to tie my beans up, no my beans Heywayne, not Bean, although he is babbling away in the corner muttering something about the length of a piece of string being in inverse proportion to the number of particles....etc etc.'
Piskie was trying to follow what Bean was saying but gave up & started handing out the Quavers & Marmite cashews around the room until she tripped over....Into every life a little rain must fall.Comment
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