Gardeners Rest #4

[Glutton4...]

... but Piskie wasn't having any of it! She was huddled in the corner with Snowdrop, desperately trying to sheild their two kittens from the mayhem. Luckily the dogs hadn't seen them yet ...

[HeyWayne]

... but they had noticed an awful din, and began howling in unison. On closer inspection, it was clear the din was coming from the dark corner where someone had the X-phincter on full blast. BigMally was shouting at the screen "go Olly, go". Ollie, miss-hearing his name emerged from amidst a bevvy of beauties with some duck between his teeth and some form of kitchen gadget...

[Glutton4...]

'Who called? Can't you see I'm busy?' He said with his mouth AND hands full! ...

[its hilly]

Only to be walloped smartly by hilly with a yell of 'spit it out, thats no duck..its my goose Sid, anyway learn to cook it first!.

[its hilly]

Only to slip in the sui cider and slide under the table (as usual) clutching a handsome pom..thingy..sod it ..fireman.

[Glutton4...]

The dogs finally stopped howling, and M. LePonge returned with his book of Goat recipes. He grabbed the goat and led it outside to tether it out of the way.

Walking back in he asked; 'Who's gonna despatch the Goat for me then? You know I'm squeamish!'

One of the Pompiers, slightly the worse for drink, started to get up to volunteer, but missed his footing on the slippery floor and ended up under a pile of giggling women...

[Brengirl]

I popped in and I popped out. Got visitors tonight so shant be back.

[Nicos]

.....said Brengirl walking out sideways with something looking suspiciously like a pompier under her cloak......

[jacob marley]

..And then a personal alarm went of on one of the Pompiers alarm system and they had to answer a emergency call leaving a few frustrated lady viners wondering how to...

[binley100]

.... extinguish the fires lit by the pompiers in their hearts . Next minute the door slowly opened as Binley tried to quietly slip in. Slip being the operative word as she went arse over tit in her own inimitable style.
'Hey ' shouted Ollie 'looks like it's time for disco dancing'...

[Glutton4...]

... as he caught binley round the waist and snuggled down into the pile of wrything bodies ...

[binley100]

'ooh Ollie' said Binley 'you certainly know how to make a girl feel welcome!'

[Glutton4...]

Just then, there was a loud PARP PARP PAAAAARRRP! from outside.

It was Snadger on his little grey tractor, pockets full of chickens, and a demi-john of something fruity under one arm.

'He's a bladdy liability on that thing!' declared HayleyB, whilst trying to restrain her three German Shepherds who were desperate to go chook-chasing.

'Hey Unca Snadge, come in and 'ave a pint wivvus.' Shouted M. LePonge, with one arm round Auntie Flum...

[Irie Jan]

Auntie Flum said in a rather loud voice. “Hay anybody got any cheese and bread to go with my lovely home grown, home made tomato chutney?” I got a rather large jar here! My greenhouse was bursting with tomatoes this year! My hands are still green from harvesting them all! I still have loads anybody got a recipe for tomato wine?

[JanieB]

JanieB suddenly realised (from her corner by the fire) that something was going on and finally got her nose out of "Wyrd Sisters". "Oh is it THAT time again. I missed it last year. Where have we got to so far?"