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"Hi Janie B, I'll see if I can fill you in.... there's Ollie over there with his extra large black pudding and ladies piled on top of him.... the dogs have been chasing the goat which is now tied up out side where Mr Le Ponge is looking for a volunteer to dispatch it.....Nico's eaten most of Flum's cake, I've just come back from the loo after showing Sarzwix my secret stash of "Tena Ladys".....and Piskie & Snow drop "NEED" to get a room...really you guys, ya make anyone think you've not seen each other for months....and then there's....
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Seahorse who inadvertently locked herself in the loos whilst she was struggling to get her Christmas Stockings on; she just couldn't get the stripes all going the same way so she had to balance herself on the pan to get the angle right and knocked the head off the bolt holding the door closed; luckily one of the chaps slipped under the door and gave her a leg up and she's still in the corner saying thank you to.....
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Ollie Martin, who crawled from under all the strippers (sorry) ladies in the corner after hearing her cries for Help!!
"Wow....that's a big Black pudding you have there in your hand's Ollie" she said while showing her appreciation to her rescuer... Just then there was such a commotion out side as "Allotment Lady" came screeching round the corner in her little red Porsche, straight in to .......Last edited by ginger ninger; 16-11-2009, 12:05 PM.Comment
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..the back of Snadger's little Fergy! 'Oi' shouted Snadger, 'I've only just put the lights on the back there & you've knocked them out, I'll have to get the dog up there again with a torch between it's teeth!'
Just then Sewer Rat arrived on his tractor & ran into the back of A.L.'s Porsche which bumped Snadger's Fergy again & sent a flurry of chickens into the air, the door of the pub opened and there stood..Last edited by SueA; 16-11-2009, 12:17 PM.Into every life a little rain must fall.Comment
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Red Thorn. He looked rather unhappy.
'Will you lot PLEASE give it a rest - I've got 120 bits of paper that I'm trying to match up and I can't get a minutes peace round 'ere'. He wanders off muttering under his breath as....Last edited by zazen999; 16-11-2009, 05:27 PM.
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Mr Le Ponge looked rather relived to see the goat had had a heart attack with the shock " Well that saves someone a job....who's for goat stew", I've got some rather large...Last edited by ginger ninger; 17-11-2009, 11:22 PM.Comment
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onions but someone will have to peel them mind as I dont want my mascara to run all over this new jumper. Has anyone got...Tammy x x x x
Fine and Dandy but busy as always
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done
Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!Comment
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a couple of nappies?????????
Heywayne jumps up mid-snore eyes half closed "Nappies? I'm an expert"
Glutton4 crossed her legs "Not a chance" says she while Red Thorn drops 120 pieces of paper.........Hayley B
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watching the papers flutter into the mess on the floor..."no nappies for me!" Glutton declares... go find bluemoon, she needs to practice again...Last edited by RedThorn; 16-11-2009, 05:26 PM.Never test the depth of the water with both feet
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She cannot be in two places at once. She is up to her neck in dirty nappies and washing at the mo. said Bren from aside leftComment
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"GRANNY MEM Heeelllp!!!" Glutton wails! as one of Nicos fireman walk past and totally distracts her... and as she turns while watching him walk past, she trips over Jan eating Flums chutney... and falls right on to of...Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
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... a pile of sleeping dogs. Obviously this woke them up again, one howled with delight at the sight of Snadger's loose chickens, and led the rest of the pack straight out the door in hot pursuit of anything feathered.
This included ...Last edited by Glutton4...; 16-11-2009, 07:14 PM.
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.....Its hillys Goose Sid, who made a quick run for it straight in to Pigletwilly who was just emerging out of the cellar with another 2 barrel's of "sui cider, " Oiy what ya think ya doing with mi Goose Sid" its hilly shouted from under the table.
"BANG"...the door flew open, Sewer Rat came charging in with what must have been the biggest.....Comment
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....parsnip in the world.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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"It's not too late to put this in the goat stew is it Mr Le ponge ?" shouted Sewer Rat as he tripped over the pile of chook jumpers and landed on......Comment
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