Gardeners Rest #4

[Nicos]

"There's pigs in blankets over here " called Piglet....walking round with a huge tray of sausages wrapped in bacon- "it's a new recipe for Xmas- help yourselves"

"Mmm.mm.hmhhh...mmhmmm" mumbled Rhona with a big grin on her face.....

[Glutton4...]

.... 'I've just been watching Pipscariad waxing Ollies legs!' She grinned, 'You should hear the racket he's making!'

[Nicos]

OMG!!!!.. thought it was Fergie starting up laughed Glutton......but I suppose if it's for 'Children in Need' I'd better throw in a few quid!....

[Glutton4...]

'What a fantastic idea!' Yells Ollie from the other room, 'Let's get all the fellas involved - it is for charity after all - Oww!'

Rhona rushes off to round up the Pompiers, if they're still here, and tries desperately to persuade Bobleponge, Snadger, Piglet and RedThorn all to get involved too ....

[binley100]

The pompiers at that particular moment were putting the finishing touches to their charity full monty act called The Naked Flames and were getting to the point of showing off their nice new furry thongs when.......

[Jeanied]

...the deafening racket of a klaxon sounded from the direction of...

[ginger ninger]

...BigMally "I heard that" feeling his way past all the ladies to get to where the noise came from. "OY that was my COMMITIE badge you just grabbed" scratched P.B, "better your badge than my......

[Jeanied]

... 'carrot - you know I have given up smoking' snorted BM, 'and I am on 50 grapevine hits a day now!'. Meanwhile...

[HayleyB]

Heywayne was running around trouserless trying to avoid having his legs waxed "Gerrrrroff" he screamed......

[Glutton4...]

.... but the ladies of the establishment had him in a vice-like grip,
'There's no escaping it, Big Fella, now get yer bum on that chair and take it like a man!'
'B.. b.. but..' Protested Wayne.
'Stop being a Wuss!' Ollie told him, 'It's for Charity mate.'

Meanwhile, down in the Cellar ....

[Brengirl]

and that's just where I wanna be said Bean's Daddy.

[Nicos]

Mr Grief sat munching a huge slice of birthday cake with his freshly waxed legs.
"Come on old chap- the panto stockings won't itch so much once they're done" he told Wayne..I've bought some wondrful fishnets to go with the frilly petticoat I'm hoping to be wearing....

[Nicos]

Wellie's cake was going down a treat...as usual- this one was beautifully decorated......

[ginger ninger]

....from the cellar there were voice's saying "No chance, get off, they'll not show use any mercy" as Pigletwilly, Redthorne, Bigmally, Snadger and the rest of the men decided to hide out of the way of the dreaded sugar wax.
"Come out, come out where ever you are" said Ginger, Jeanie, Sprocket & A.L, "Yes you can get ready, Its a back, sack & crack wax you lot are getting" said Allotment Lady.
Mean while in the kitchen the goat stew was finely ready after 4 days of cooking, "Do you think its cooked" said........

[Glutton4...]

Glutton, "I'm famished"

"Dunno", replied Ginger Ninger, "You'll have to ask Bobleponge, but he's downstairs getting his bits waxed ready for the Panto. Now, where did I put my ...."