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...kirsty b, 'I didn't know we were having a floor show as part of the panto this year. That's what I call excellent planning...'
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"I wonder what we can do with all these sticky strips covered in hair- do you think we could use them to keep foxes away from the chicken coops???? "asked ginger ninger - I'd hate to see them go to waste....
"Have we actually decided which panto we're doing this year??"
" Not as far as I know " said Nicos...."so long as I can be Fluffy the Hedgehog again I don't mind!!!"..any ideas?????"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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"OOoo...how about the Nutcracker?" laughed annacruachan
" Hazel could be a nut...the lads could be the fairies and
rat could be well King rat and some of us gals- or guys could be sweeties!!""Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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...."I'm free" shouted Wayne "and I've had my legs waxed to boot, so what part can I play, I think we should do Jack and the Bean stalk, we already have the bean".
At this the little guy started to bubble, babble and squeal with excitement, and that was only Bobleponge.
Outside there were Hick, hick sounds coming from the direction of little Fergie as Jeanie popped her head up over the top of.................Last edited by ginger ninger; 23-11-2009, 01:31 PM.Comment
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"We could do somesing wiz our baguettes...can we join in???? "cried the pompiers as Jeanie popped her head over the top of a pile of manure which had been delivered in the wrong part of the grounds....Last edited by Nicos; 23-11-2009, 02:13 PM."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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'Oh yes' Jeanied said, 'firstly, please could you please place your baguettes in all the doorways like sandbags, we must do something about this flood, and then I could use a hand shifting all this manure from one side of the pub to the other...then we'll need you in the costume department for your fitting'.Comment
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And Pipscariad needs to do your waxing.......Hayley B
John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'
An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for lifeComment
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Think I have begun to lose my way with all this stuff and defuzzing legs thingy going on. Where is the bar slurbed Brengirl I got slapped down a jiffy ago and need a pick me up.Comment
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"Thish way for the waxing, form an orderly queue pleesh", hiccuped Pipscariad, now well into her second bottle of gin, with a little help from Brengirl.
But wait, who was this squeezing through the doorway, mistletoe held above his head.....?Life is brief and very fragile, do that which makes you happy.Comment
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"Oh no - it looks like... I don't believe it... is it really... ?" and with that Piskie fainted!Last edited by Glutton4...; 23-11-2009, 06:33 PM.
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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Snowdrop!!!
After applying a few glasses of limoncello, Piskie soon revived - only to spy a menacing presence from her viewpoint under Snowdrop's protecting arm.
"Oh, No, Dementors she cried"
Snowdrop whirled round - brandishing some Marmite Cashews - which of course are magic weapons.
The masks fell from the three intruders' faces to reveal the uggly trio
ugg1, ugg2 and ugg3.
Don't touch them cried Sarz - they are viruses!
With a quick click of her mouse, she ...Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?Comment
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... sent them hurtling through cyberspace.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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"You can relax fnow folks cos after all it is just pretend!. Just log in later for the next never to forget installment. Beam me up Scottie!!Comment
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........Meanwhile at the other end of the bar, all the manure had been piled up in a nice neat mound, and the baguette had been placed in the doorway to stop the flow of water.
"Right" said BigMally "lets have a game of I spy", me first...I spy with my dodgy eye's something beginning with............Last edited by ginger ninger; 23-11-2009, 07:18 PM.Comment
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F....cried the littluns.....it is after all the start of the Mums and Dads Christmas Marathon......on your marks....ready......Originally posted by ginger ninger View PostComment
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