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  • ....steady cook, said............

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    • ... meanwhile, as the flood-waters were subsiding outside, various soggy parishioners, and assorted visitors, were sloshing their way into the welcoming hostelry. The carpet was now totally ruined and would need replacing, and not for the first time in recent years. The smell of damp welly-boots together with the dubious combined aromas of wet dogs, chickens, geese and a small mud-caked pony, were doing nothing for the ambience of the place, but, at the same time, were not dampening the spirits of those that had sought refuge in the Gardeners' Rest.

      Piskie and Snowdrop had recovered their composure, most of the fellas had regained their trousers after the waxing session, and now Bobleponge and Rhona were serving up steaming bowls of Goat Casserole, ably assisted by Aunties Mo and Flum, and the place was now becoming much calmer.

      Pigletwillie had managed to borrow the local Cricket Club's chairs in order that everyone could have a seat, and the WI had very kindly provided extra plates and cuttlery. No one had managed to acquire additional glasses, however, so many folk were merely swigging from the nearest flagon or demi-john, regardless of it's contents, and the resultant singing was getting a little louder by the minute.

      All of a sudden...
      Last edited by Glutton4...; 24-11-2009, 09:04 AM.
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • .....a bus load of SnowDrops mates turned up with 10 gallons of home brewed scrumpy.
        "Come in lads, lets get this party started" called a voice from the bar.

        More wood was put on the fire from the pile that Wayne had brought with him, Ollie handed home made Crunches round and the lads made themselves at home.

        "Who's for goat casserole" asked Rhona, "I'll have some please" said..............

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        • Sewer Rat, 'I'm famished, now, where's the....'

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          • Spitfire sauce????.....
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • Luckily Snadger had some in his Fergie "It's really moonshine" he explained, "but it's called Spitfire Sauce cause you take a swig and hold a match and......."
              Hayley B

              John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

              An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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              • ...strangely enough...spit fire!!!
                " well you can keep that away from my feathers said Pingu- we're relocating- and I want to look my best- don't we phoenix and neva????We've only just grown these lovely winter feathers"

                Pingu hopped up onto the bar..." listen folks- we've got an announcement.....
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • "We've got feathers and Bephlam and Snadger's chooks haven't so there"
                  Hayley B

                  John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                  An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                  • As if by magic, three tiny microphone stands popped up from the bar, and the gathering were treated to a chooky rendition of 'Shake a tail feather'...

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                    • ..they'd been having lessons from Frostie- their friend.....


                      shake a feather you tube - Google Videos
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • Suddenly there was mayhem, Bramble and Richmond's cockerals all swarmed in screetching and doodling for autographs from the three chooky girls......
                        Hayley B

                        John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                        An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                        • Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
                          As if by magic, three tiny microphone stands popped up from the bar, and the gathering were treated to a chooky rendition of 'Shake a tail feather'...
                          I want The Chooken Dance came a call from the bacrow,

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                          • Ok said neva ...and set to....

                            YouTube - Chooken Dance

                            ...and promptly fell off the bar......
                            Last edited by Nicos; 24-11-2009, 05:15 PM.
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • It t'was me in the bacrow Nicos twas good of you to notice. Made my feathers get all fluffed up you have, clucked Brengirl

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                              • "Order, order" cried Nicos, in authoritative tones, " I need to remind all you grapes why we are here in the Gardener's rest tonight. I am the Linda Snell of the Grapevine and we are all trying to organise this winter's equivalent of the annual Ambridge pantomime!!"
                                A few grapes were not paying attention and continued to drink and guffaw in the corner - but they soon stopped when they encountered a cold hard stare from...
                                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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