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  • and suddenly in walks Him Fuzzy-Wigginhair, AWT hit the deck as the ladies dropped him and mugged HFW, "ooooh I've a psycho bunny Hugh would you like to see him" cooed Lynda "oy" yelled...........
    Hayley B

    John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

    An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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    • all the others- spotting Ollies chocolate coated crunchie bars......

      HFW looked really hurt...he'd finally come up against an exceptional contester for the most yummy man/chef of the year!!!
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • Lynda's little bunny suddenly started making parping noises in time with " All I want for Christmas is you" on the dukebox- which Rhona had already started playing. She was glad of a companion!!)
        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

        Location....Normandy France

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        • Ollie grabbed his bars and dashed away "No they're my 'special' ones my 100th batch"...
          Hayley B

          John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

          An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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          • Meanwhile, the small Pony had untied itself and was busy munching it's way through the lower branches of the Christmas Tree ...
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • Wham! Jeanied stumbled in through the door, scattering chooks as she entered, carrying a large bundle of papers which she dumped onto the table.
              "Scripts" she announced to the assembled company - "time to get your part in the panto." Nobody moved.

              "Book early to avoid disappointment..." she said in her best encouraging voice.

              Just then, Ginger picked up a sheaf of papers from the top of the pile. She scanned the first few lines.
              "What's dictogloss when it's at home?" she asked, clearly mystified.

              "Oh, no! I brought the wrong pile of papers",cried Jeanied, "that's my essay!" She hurriedly scooped up papers and stuffed them into her bag - and blushing deeply disappeared out of the door again - scattering even more chooks as she departed.

              "Well..." exclaimed
              Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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              • Nicos- tidying away a pile of potatoes ( she'd been tying to make an Xmas tree out of spuds)

                " I think I'll give up on that- anyone for chips?????"
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • "In butties????? - yum" said........
                  Hayley B

                  John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                  An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                  • ....Ollie as he appeared from under another pile of ladies, who this time were after his...."crunchie", "is there any of Sewers chili sauce left" he said fighting his way thru the throngs (I said throngs not thongs) of lady admirers much to the disgust of H.F.W, who was sat at the bar with Piskie glued to the stool at the side of him.

                    Jeanie re-appeared with another pile of papers this time she had picked up the right pile, " R-i-g-h-t" she said as she panted, still out of breath " come and get your scrip's, take them, read them, first rehearsal in 2 days time, any questions"......
                    Last edited by ginger ninger; 04-12-2009, 06:36 PM.

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                    • "Urm...yep"- piped up Piskie..."anyone know how to unglue me from this stool- I really don't want to walking around with this stuck to me bum all day!!"#
                      "ooo- musical chairs!!! " called....
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • ..Brengirl " C'mon girls lets get the chairs set out "
                        " Could we sit the pompiers on the chairs and just us girls play ? " asked Binley hopefully.
                        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                        • "pourquoi pas???!!!" laughed the pompiers who understood English.....the others were gobsmacked at the size of the chips being served......
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • In fact they were almost the size of christmas trees.
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • Meanwhile Bren in pots,two sheds and Bren girl were getting creative with turning the cellar into a secret santa grotto complete with paper wreaths.
                              "I hear Santa's catching a plane here this year " said Nicos " something to do with the reindeers being on strike.....
                              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                              • ,their fake antlers keep falling off. Really Santa should be using a female herd to get the right 'look', but none of them wanted to be called Rudolf.'

                                'That's an interesting Christmas Fact' said PB 'I wonder if I can incorporate it into an Ollietopia Inc Party Game I'm developing?'

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