Gardeners Rest #4

[ginger ninger]

....."Its no good Jacob, we've all seen the calender so there's no use trying to distract us" said Bren girl, as she popped her head out of the T-Pot, then snuggled back down to sleep.

"Well, we had to use the hairy wax strips some how, there not the easiest of things to recycle" Jacob announced as he stood near the fire to get warm his bits.
"You want to see round the back..looks like he ran out of strips, nice pair of rosy cheeks ya got there Jacob" giggled its hilly from her seat at the side of the fire.

Just then Gok, asked for volunteers to go naked...There was a deadly silence fell over The Gardeners Rest as everyone went silent and sat on there hands.

There was a bang as Piggletwilly came out of the cellar "Whats going on here then?" he said not realising what was going on, "we have our next volunteer " said Gok as PW looked round in amazment, "er volunteer for what??"........

[SueA]

'To get naked' replied Gok.
Quick as a flash Piglet was stripped off with only his enormous bunch of mistletoe to cover his embarrassment!
At that moment the door flew open & in walked Nigel Slater along with his apprentice Shortie. 'I heard someone wanted a vegetarian alternative' he said 'so I've brought along my goat's cheese, Shortie & her tomatoes & Alice, SueA, Kernowyon & Two Shed's prize winning efforts from the GYO Show. Who wants to start peeling Two Shed's erm...potato?'
Hands shot up in the air but Nigel was being glared at by Piglet, Gino & Hugh Fearnley- whatshisface, was it going to be a case of 'too many cooks spoiling the broth?' or would...

[binley100]

they all pounce on him and hand him over to Gok so he could suffer as they had ?
It was becoming a bit obvious that there were too many plucked chickens about (and I don't mean the chooks!)

[Nicos]

"who you callin' chicken"..said someone climbing out of a DeLorean....

[HayleyB]

"Noa, Noa, chickena" yelled Gino "eeee Snadgera hasta shota de ratta, youa Clinta Eastwooda not aneededa we 'ava Johna Waynea Rooster"

And so the DeLorean sped off.......

[Nicos]

...back to the future.....

[HayleyB]

or maybe the past.....

[Nicos]

...but what was that on the floor?...it'd clearly fallen out of the open car door....it seemed to be glowing....

[Nicos]

....surely it's not the Golden Egg for the Panto????....

[HayleyB]

Kryptonite

[Nicos]

In rushed Wayne in his Superman outfit ( still carrying a nappy, feather duster and an iron....)

[Pumpkin Becki]

'But surely there isn't a Golden Egg in A Christmas Carol' he flapped!!!!

[HayleyB]

*Hayleyb wipes tears from eyes

"Nope not Kryptonite" announced Heywayne in very tight red knickers over blue leggings "it's a glass slipper"..........

[Nicos]

..." it looks a bit dusty...I better give it a quick tickle with my feather duster"......

[Glutton4...]

"Ooooh wassat!?" Exclaimed Glutton, who had now regained her composure, and clothes, after the recent escapades. "It's all shiney and 'spensive-lookin'" She declared, whilst trying to pull of a boot, in the hope she'd be allowed to try the glass slipper on.