Pompiers alert gals!!!!!!

[Nicos]

Just had the annual visit from our pompiers selling their calendar ...phwarr...

They're all about a size 6 man so it looks like I'll be needing a whole team of them to carry me out of the upstairs window!!! YEY!!!

( For those not 'in the know'...the firemen come round each year selling their calendars- you never dare say no cos they're stationed 25 mins away from our wood and stone house...and there are quite a few burnt out properties nearby!!..have to say though that there are 5 pretty gals ..size 6 too...on the team- so keep a look out Bob and Scared !!!)

[Incy]

Lots of the pompiers in rural France are in fact volonteers Nicos which is why their annual fundraising calendar is essential. They also provide the ambulance service and I must admit despite the broken ankle I was thinking phwarrr when they rescued me

[Tomatoking]

We had a visit from one of 'em last Wednesday with their calendars, thought it was a bit early, but they obviously decided to do their 'rounds' on 'un jour ferie' and find people at home! I just wish ours hadn't called mid-morning just after I had finished mucking out and hadn't even got round to sorting myself out!

So it's just the calendar from the post lady now, at least we can pick out a nice one from her!
Mrs TK

[Glutton4...]

*books ferry to France...*

[Nicos]

My OH told them that in the UK the firemen sell calendars of naked firemen hiding their bits!!!


...ooo..I Soooo hope they take up that idea!!!!

[SlugLobber]

Pompiers, Shmompiers. Where are teh FIRE ENGINES???

[Nicos]

Here you go sluglobber ..remember we're a bit rural here!!!

[scarey55]

* cancels visit from ramoneur (chimney sweep)

[Nicos]

Oooo..you're so right.....you really don't need two visits in one day.....far too much stress!!!!

[Seahorse]

*books ferry and tries to look a bit faint and needy*

[Nicos]

You don't need to look needy seahorse- just speak French with a wonderful English accent!!!

[SueA]

'Eeh up chuck avez vous un calendar s'il vous plait?'

[kirsty b]

save room on t'ferry for me gals!!

[HayleyB]

When IS the next ferry???????????

[Nicos]

When IS the next ferry???????????

On it's way lass!!!!

YouTube - Ferry From Hell


....but it's worth it!!!!