What are you getting your OH for Christmas?

[Pumpkin Becki]

This prezzie is for HIM isn't it??????

Yes, guv', honest guv', its definately for him.

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We went for a walk this evening and he has decided. Bakewell Tart.

Yum, I made Bakewell tart for the Summer Show it was gorgeous, and way better than shop bought. He's made a wise choice.

[zazen999]

Aye, he's a Derbyshire boy through and through. Bless him. Hope mine lives up to expectations.

He informed me that I'd need to use almonds in it.

'Aye duck' I said, 'Aye'.

[Pumpkin Becki]

He informed me that I'd need to use almonds in it.

Well what else? I'd make him is own special one - using pickled walnuts!!

[zazen999]

Well what else? I'd make him is own special one - using pickled walnuts!!

He does tend to state the obvious sometimes

[Bigmallly]

What's an OH?

You'll know when you have one Ollie.......they cost a fortune......."ducks out of the way"....

[HeyWayne]

She's got me - what more could she wish for?

[northepaul]

I cant say because he might read it

[OllieMartin]

She's got me - what more could she wish for?

A woman who accepted that arguement would be perfect! Ah, I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.

[Pumpkin Becki]

A woman who accepted that arguement would be perfect! Ah, I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.

Do you actually want a girlfriend Ollie?? And you Mr Wayne, stop leading him astray with erronious comments!! (BTW)

[Bigmallly]

She's got me - what more could she wish for?

Please tell me you are not gonna ask her........

[jackie j]

Ollie its other half, mine usually goes out and buys what he wants as its usually something I cant afford or find. I have asked for money and or vouchers for christmas and birthday ( 5th Jan ) my clothes are as worn out as I am, fed up of looking like a tramp. lol. My OH might be getting a lottie in January but he still doesnt know so I could give him a belated present lol

[dexterdoglancashire]

An exhaust system for our beloved Yamaha XS1100 - he's already bought it, I just need to wrap it!

For me from him? Another spa day voucher for Formby Hall Golf & Spa resort near Southport. Drew got me one for my birthday, so I took my lovely mum in law a few weeks ago and had a fantastic time!

[Glutton4...]

Nowt!

I asked him what he wanted, and he said 'Err, I dunno, nothing really '

That's easy then!

Actually, as he's planning to rebuild his Landy's engine over Christmas week, I reckon prezzies will be all the boring bits he's going to need. So still easy!

[Glutton4...]

I should add, he then asked me what I wanted. My reply was;
'Oh, about 200 acres '

His response was;
' '


Well, if you don't ask ...

[geoff]

What do most men do when they receive a card? They say 'Nice Card', and by the next morning it's in the bin. And when you get to a certain age you tend to have all the goods & chattels you really need

So a couple of years ago I suggested to the family that they should stop getting me presents and cards for Christmas, Fathers Day and so on, apart from maybe a token bottle of red wine. Instead I asked them all to pool their funds and get me a subscription to my favourite model aeroplane magazine ( who, me, a sad old man?). Now I get a present that I enjoy each month
And for other fathers there's always golf, fishing, cars, or even growing vegetables!