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I'm sure there was something that made you go blind but can I think of it?...............
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sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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If you can see clearly then you didn'tOriginally posted by Bigmallly View PostI'm sure there was something that made you go blind but can I think of it?...............Comment
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My step-dad would always respond, "I'll risk an eye!"Originally posted by Bigmallly View PostI'm sure there was something that made you go blind but can I think of it?...............Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
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I can remember getting a right mouthful from my Mum when I were just a nipper. She used to say that if the cows were lying down it was going to rain. We went past a field one day and some cows were lying down and some were standing. I asked if that meant we were going to have showers. She got quite 'rorty' with me!
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'Eggshells give you warts'
I've been crushing eggshells to sprinkle round my cabbages so I'll let you know!S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
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Ha ha I used to say that to my son when he was little to get him to eat his crusts, (My Gran always said it to me) and now he has so much curly hair that it hangs in ringlets when it gets long!!Originally posted by ginger ninger View Post
He NEVER eats crusts now
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I expect you already know but the word for dandelion is pissenlit - roughly translates to wee on bedOriginally posted by Tomatoking View Post
A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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Going out with wet hair will give you Pneumonia.
Putting Butter on a kittens paws will mean it can find its way home.
Chopping a worm in half give you two worms. (No you get one dead worm in two halves.!)
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And here's me 50 years later thinking that butter was put on their paws so that they would not find there way home as they would lick the scent off. Usefull after moving house.............so I thought. You learn something new everyday.Originally posted by seasprout View Postsigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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My grandma always told me "burnt children dont taste very nice" if I ever went nearanything hot!!!!http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/jamiesjourney
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That's not an old wives tale, that's a fact!Originally posted by Jax View Post
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"Drinking cabbage water'll make you strong" - My grandad who always drank the water that the cabbage was cooked in......Hayley B
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