New Job (v. excited), but I need your help gang!!

[ginger ninger]

I could be had up for misrepresentation with that one! I'm so unco-ordinated it's not true. On the company Health and Safety records, all the 'trips and falls' recorded in the Accident book over the last two years have been me, and some of them fairly spectacular!!

Like the time I slipped on a wet floor and ripped my trousers in a very terminal manner

Or the time I was carrying the lunch into a client meeting and tripped over the clients laptop cable and landed on my knees!! Though the lunch was completely unharmed and I didn't spill a drop of orange juice either!!

First of all I'd like to say, Congratulations.
Second on what you say above, I think the title of "Crash Test Dummy" would be appropriate...., (Sorry couldn't resist)

[HeyWayne]

PA & Internal Administrative Support Officer

[annacruachan]

Well done, congratulations Becki!

How about Roving Troubleshooter?

[Incy]

Congratulations. Very well deserved!
How about PA and General Consultant. They do seem to consult you on other things than admin such as loos and gardens

[OllieMartin]

'PA to MD and ATEDOM' (Any Thing Else that is Dumped On Me)

[Pumpkin Becki]

PA to MD & GO............Grapevine Operative or will that be no longer part of your new JD?.............

Good point, I'll get it written into my contract, no less that 8 hours Vinetime a day, with half hour off for lunch

[northepaul]

Congratulations!!

[Bigmallly]

PAMDASTOM - personal assistant to MD & Admin support to other managers.

Sounds like a variety of flower.................

[Bigmallly]

Good point, I'll get it written into my contract, no less that 8 hours Vinetime a day, with half hour off for lunch

Can I have your old job, you get half hour more vinetime than me........

[OllieMartin]

PAMDASTOM - personal assistant to MD & Admin support to other managers.

Sounds like a variety of flower.................

She may end up getting mail addressed to "Pamela D Astom" as well.

[Bigmallly]

She may end up getting mail addressed to "Pamela D Astom" as well.

Pumpkin Pam............Has quite a nice ring to it...........

[sweetiepea]

Brain not quite in gear yet so can't think of anything imaginative, but huge congratulations anyway. It's great to see talent and ability recognised.

[Pumpkin Becki]

She may end up getting mail addressed to "Pamela D Astom" as well.

Pumpkin Pam............Has quite a nice ring to it...........

Can barely type for laughing!!!!!!!!

[Bigmallly]

Can barely type for laughing!!!!!!!!

You should be working, impressing your boss, not sat on the vine.........

[OllieMartin]

It needs to have a nice ring to it so you can say it as well.

"Hi, Rebecca Pumpkin, PAMDASTOM", sounds pretty good.

(I'm assuming your surname is Pumpkin...sounds reasonable to me )