is hanging too good for him?

[Two_Sheds]

Lynda, I know, I know. That's why I'm not having a row with him: I'm venting (calmly) on here instead.

Yes, he has form.
First Xmas we were together I had flu. He went to the pub all day anyway, came home and went to bed. Didn't even get me an aspirin.

Last year's Xmas do, he came home and threw up all over the bathroom.
This year's summer works do, he came home and threw up all over the bedroom & bathroom.

[JanieB]

i divorced the one that didnt come home from his christmas do

Snap! Although it took me several years more to get round to it .

He's a farmer and went to the Smithfield Christmas thingy in 1983. To be fair it snowed and he couldn't get a train back that day as BR (or whoever) had cancelled all services.

That shouldn't have stopped him from phoning me to say what was going on. The trains were running the next day and he didn't appear for 3 days. I knew what was happening through one of his mates wives whose husband had the common courtesy to tell her they were stuck.

He then fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cardiff (instead of Swindon). Had to pay extra to get back.

Rang me from the station to ask me to fetch him as he had no money for a taxi. I told him to wait in the bar of the hotel opposite the station. It took me about an hour to dig the car out of the drive, put our 5 week old son in his carrycot strapped into the back seat and slide my way to the station. HE WASN'T BL@@DY THERE .

He'd got fed up of waiting and gone on a pub crawl. I didn't know that at the time. As I couldn't find him I had no choice but to drive home again.

He eventually appeared swaying on the doorstep at 2am the next morning.

I have my own evil ways of revenge .

[Flummery]

I'd be for hanging - though I'm not specifying which bit I'd hang him from!

[lynda66]

Lynda, I know, I know. That's why I'm not having a row with him: I'm venting (calmly) on here instead.

Yes, he has form.
First Xmas we were together I had flu. He went to the pub all day anyway, came home and went to bed. Didn't even get me an aspirin.

Last year's Xmas do, he came home and threw up all over the bathroom.
This year's summer works do, he came home and threw up all over the bedroom & bathroom.

sends xmas huggggssssssssssss and smiles .... he's male lol .... see he probably figured it would be best to throw up in a hotel room, then you don't have to clean it up .... he was being thoughtful and logical .... in the way only men know how or understand xx

[lynda66]

brilliant, thanks Flum

You've all helped me to stay very calm and very wise. Revenge will be mine though (starting with no dinner for norty boys).

I may also shrink his new cashmere sweater in the wash.

Go You lol ... i'd be expecting a night out in that case ... for dinner ... hangover or not xxx

[janeyo]

I would be hopping mad so well done you for staying calm!

I might be tempted to not only shrink his jumper but to put some itching powder in his pants too!

[Flummery]

brilliant, thanks Flum

You've all helped me to stay very calm and very wise. Revenge will be mine though (starting with no dinner for norty boys).

I may also shrink his new cashmere sweater in the wash.

No dinner? Ah go on, make him a lovely greasy, runny-fried-egg sandwich. You KNOW it'll do him good!

[Glutton4...]

OK, if the bleep has form, and if he really is a totally selfish chauvenistic a-hole, then I'm afraid I'm with Flum - hang him from his dangly bits - and hang him high!

It may be the season of peace and goodwill and all that, as Lynda says, but it is supposed to work both ways!

Only you know what he deserves.

[Flummery]

Only you know what he deserves.

And whether you have a beam with a hook high enough!

[Two_Sheds]

Only you know what he deserves.

Oh yes indeedy, so my sister's 2 Asbo boys are coming round to sleep tomorrow

and he's cooking his own dinners this week. Oh dear, I think his ma and pa are coming round on Friday for some turkey or something

[lynda66]

Oh yes indeedy, so my sister's 2 Asbo boys are coming round to sleep tomorrow

Hope you've arranged a night out with the girls then lol

[shirlthegirl43]

Hugs Two_Sheds xxxx. Ever so glad Madmax is a good chap and doesn't drink

[Glutton4...]

Hope you've arranged a night out with the girls then lol

I bladdy well hope so too - you deserve it! Big supportive ((((HUGS)))) whatever you decide to.


A call at 2am to him for a lift home would be a good idea too

[Eco-Chic]

I'd rather he stayed in a hotel and threw up there.
Oh, when I went to the lottie I'd turn my mobile off btw Goose for the gander and all that.

[bubblewrap]

Lynda, I know, I know. That's why I'm not having a row with him: I'm venting (calmly) on here instead..

Commonly known as a deaf & dumb breakfast.