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Trying to get the wrinkles out of your socks only to discover you aren't wearing any.
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The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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LOL - you been pulling Christmas Crackers already ?
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Truly dreadful BW but made me smileBob Leponge
Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.Comment
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No I bought Madderbat "The Book Of Senior Moments" for Christmas.Originally posted by sewer rat View PostLOL - you been pulling Christmas Crackers already ?
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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Originally posted by bubblewrap View PostNo I bought Madderbat "The Book Of Senior Moments" for Christmas. Why???
Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?Comment
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She has a sense of humour & so do I.Originally posted by Jeanied View Post Why???
And some of what is written in the book is true to us
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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Do post some more BW when you get chance! I'm sure I'll relate to every single one.
I've bought myself the Grumpy Old Women DVD - can't wait to watch it, if its as good as the book then I'll be in for plenty of laughs!
Merry Christmas to you both.
BernieBernie aka DDL
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At the end of this year I shall be 63, if alive & the same if dead.
Mark Twain
They say the first thing to go when you get old is your legs or your eye sight........It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.
Kurt VonnegutThe river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian CloughComment
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Be careful about reading health books. you may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
Always keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment & DEEP HEAT rub well separated.
P Turner VizLast edited by bubblewrap; 25-12-2009, 01:33 PM.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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<i>Always keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment & DEEP HEAT rub well separated.</i>
The mind boggles..
Well not the mind...:-)Comment
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Inside every 70 year old there is a 35 year old asking what happened?The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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I think one of the biggest signs of getting older is when things you listened to or wore when you were in your teens are now retro or classic!!When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. ~Author UnknownComment
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