As you can guess today is my 39th Birthday (don't panic i'm not one for celibrating my birthdays), and to be honest not much different to any of my other birthdays, 3 children giving me presents the youngest managing to jump on me and hiting me in what James May calls "The Gentlemens Area" causing a few tears in my eyes but today I have learned 2 things
1 everyone younger than myself has found it highly amusing to point out "Its the big Four Zero next year
2 everyone older has decided to tell me to be afraid be very afraid for the are all seeking revenge, I admit it is partly my own fault I have always played a few jokes or made comments on peoples 40th Birthdays.
I admit on one 40th for a friend who's a landscape gardener and going bald I gave him a gallon of Chainsaw oil however I accidentally had painted hair restorer on the can.
another one I sent and envelope with a packet of opened blue sweets pretending It was sent from the phamaceutical Company asking if he would be a guinea pig for the latest Viagra Trials.
and printing a picture of friend when she was sloshed on a bunch of T shirts and getting everyone to unveil them in a restaurant on mass may have been a bit naughty.
Printing various posters and posting them on telgraph poles for others
was a public service or so I thought.
I really can't see why everyone is trying to victimize me as I keep trying to tell them it was all a accident, I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time
Still I have a year to wait im sure they will all be very forgiving and not carry out any of the threats of revenge
1 everyone younger than myself has found it highly amusing to point out "Its the big Four Zero next year
2 everyone older has decided to tell me to be afraid be very afraid for the are all seeking revenge, I admit it is partly my own fault I have always played a few jokes or made comments on peoples 40th Birthdays.
I admit on one 40th for a friend who's a landscape gardener and going bald I gave him a gallon of Chainsaw oil however I accidentally had painted hair restorer on the can.
another one I sent and envelope with a packet of opened blue sweets pretending It was sent from the phamaceutical Company asking if he would be a guinea pig for the latest Viagra Trials.
and printing a picture of friend when she was sloshed on a bunch of T shirts and getting everyone to unveil them in a restaurant on mass may have been a bit naughty.
Printing various posters and posting them on telgraph poles for others
was a public service or so I thought.
I really can't see why everyone is trying to victimize me as I keep trying to tell them it was all a accident, I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time
Still I have a year to wait im sure they will all be very forgiving and not carry out any of the threats of revenge
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