Ah yes, I forgot.

[HeyWayne]

I'm getting a truffle fed up with this now. I guess the morel of the story is not to strip off in front of strangers, think from now on I'll just button it.

You did say butt-on it, didn't you. My hearing's chestnut what it was.

[bobleponge]

If you're inkcap able of hearing, you really should do something about it

[Rhona]

Some of these mushroom jokes are just crimini.

[Nicos]

If you're inkcap able of hearing, you really should do something about it

I think he must be needing an ear-trompette

[lizzylemon]

Matsutake the micky out of poor Mr HWs hearing problem? It could be a serious case of Wood ear you know!

[SueA]

As long as it wasn't a tattoo of a stinkhorn!
The 'morel' of the story is don't drop your pants in public!

[HeyWayne]

Cep we're all just having a giggle entwee.

[stella]

Keep going grapes this is really making me giggle,,,,,,,,,, more please

[Jeanied]

well at least it wasn't an Acaricus haemmorhoidarius!!!
The answer to you problem, Bob, is to get a longer t-shirt.

[Nicos]

get a longer t-shirt.

Do ya think that'll hide his pom poms too????

( I think I just blewit!!)

[Nicos]

Quick- throw a boule de neige at him ...I think I can see a couple of blushing rosette on his cheeks!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Mr DDL and Dexter are wondering why Im laughing out loud! Thanks for making me laugh guys and gals.
Talking of tattoos - have you got one if so, of what and where? I'll start -
I've got a small cat on my left shoulder.

[binley100]

Quick- throw a boule de neige at him ...I think I can see a couple of blushing rosette on his cheeks!

Naw it's not rosettes you see it's snoopy and mushroom man

[lizzylemon]

Hey Dex New Years Hugs to you (((((hug))))) I have 6 of em, but I've actually had 8 but two have been covered up.

They are:

Left arm has 5x3" lotus flower which covers up a very bad celtic knot
Right arm shoulder to elbow (9 hrs of work) is a Japanees design of air & maple leaves which is a cover up of an arm band
I also have 3 small ones: a unicorns head, a weird bat thing & mooon, stars & clouds
Finally a 6" design across the small of my back, which I now believe, according to an article in some dreadful womans mag like she or red, next to the how to knit an orgas* article is called a slummy mummy stamp.

And yes, I'm beginning to get the urge again )

[HeyWayne]

I want one I want one I want one. I just need to design it.