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[Brengirl]

and do you never give a thought to that poor thin you inside, waiting to get out. It must be starving.

[Polly Fouracre]

If you look the other way when eating a custard slice that counts as zero calories too!

[Snadger]

And apparently you shouldn't eat any cereal that colours the milk!

[Rhona]

If you look the other way when eating a custard slice that counts as zero calories too!

I read the milk thing too Snadge. Turns out Coco-pops aren't a superfood then.

According to Deluded.com, simply lying about what you've eaten reduces your calorie intake by half.

[its hilly]

Ah but..blueberries colour milk and they're really good for you, so by extension so should coco pops be.
And food you dont like doesnt contain many calories, cos you dont eat much of it...
I've really gone off chocolate

[Glutton4...]

Stop it - you're making me hungry LOL!

[Seahorse]

I'm stunned that no-one has yet mentioned that 'buy one, get one free' means that your second packet of biscuits/tub of icecream/bottle of Baileys can't possibly have any impact on your weight. Amateurs!!!

[SueA]

And strawberry cream soft centred chocolates count as one of your 5 a day, eat 5 & you've done it!

[Nicos]

Apple turnovers are the healthiest cream cakes I know about- at least one full portion of apple .
Lemon cream buns are next cos they have concentrated lemon juice in the icing!

[Bren In Pots]

Any food eaten in the middle of the night doesn't count either.

[Rhona]

Also, Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream is fine because it is DOUGH and UNCOOKED, and so effectively is like licking the bowl (another classic no-calorie pastime). The ice cream is just a 'carrier' substance for the calorie-free dough, and so doesn't really count either.

[marigold007]

Pound cake only refers to the pounds of ingredients: flour, butter, eggs, and sugar. It is essentially a light dessert. It is. And if you only have a small sliver, it doesn't really count at all.

[bobleponge]

The entire pack of Tartelettes a la fraise that I've just eaten as a pre bedtime snack is written in French, so I cant read it, so it cant have any calories either.

[Comfreyfan]

Carrot cake - totally healthy so the calories won't count. . .right?

[Bren In Pots]

If its carrots you've grown yourself you're into minus calories