Baby Names

[Bigmallly]

Don’t forget to try out the first name alongside the surname – it might seem obvious but clearly some parents forget. A parenting group website TheBabyWebsite.com revealed the stupidity (or sense of humour) of some parents after searching through online telephone records to find the most terrible baby names in the UK. Some of the worst included:

Justin Case
Barb Dwyer
Stan Still
Terry Bull
Paige Turner
Mary Christmas
Anna Sasin
Hazel Nutt

Do you know any more?

[HeyWayne]

There's the old faithfuls:

Teresa Green
Wayne King
Wayne Kerr
Joe King
John Thomas
Michael Hunt
April May

[janeyo]

Took me MONTHS to find perfect names, thought they were fool proof, but the number of times my son has been called LEWIS (he's Louis) is amazing. And we ended up with a dumb bell (other son is dominic, surname bell).
lol

[Hazel at the Hill]

Hazel Nutt

Mock not - there was a lad I sat next to in junior school whose name was David Nutt (still is, presumably). I quite liked him, but obviously, nothing could ever have come from it...

[Florence Fennel]

Al Dente
Alf A Romeo
Bill Ding
Billy Rubin
Carrie Oakey
Constance Noring
Dan Druff
Dick Head

[OverWyreGrower]

I would also ask prospective parents to think about what the baby-name rhymes with.... can have disasterous results...

My real-life name is Shelley... which rhymes with smelly, belly, welly - all very good for making up nasty nicknames.... thanks mum!!

[Bigmallly]

Mock not - there was a lad I sat next to in junior school whose name was David Nutt (still is, presumably). I quite liked him, but obviously, nothing could ever have come from it...

Sorry Hazel, it was nothing personal...........honest....

[Bigmallly]

Al Dente
Alf A Romeo
Bill Ding
Billy Rubin
Carrie Oakey
Constance Noring
Dan Druff
Dick Head

Yes, I use to go to school with Richard Head.

[HeyWayne]

I would also ask prospective parents to think about what the baby-name rhymes with.... can have disasterous results...

My real-life name is Shelley... which rhymes with smelly, belly, welly - all very good for making up nasty nicknames.... thanks mum!!

Don't talk to me about rhyming names.

"Wayne the pain, went to Spain on a chocolate aeroplane, he saw a ghost eating toast, halfway up a lampost".

Nope, me neither, but didn't stop them singing it!

[janeyo]

I went to school with an Andy Sole

[Bigmallly]

I often wonder, well not that often but on this occasion wonder if a woman would marry a guy with a crazy surname that she would be stuck with. Is the guys surname taken into account...............

[HeyWayne]

I know of a Chris P Duck.

[zazen999]

I worked with a B Stiff in my younger days.

[FionaH]

Can beat the lot of ya. My maiden name was Cumming! You do not want to be a teenager with that surname, trust me. I won't tell you the jokes that were made, family forum and all that

[TEB]

I often wonder, well not that often but on this occasion wonder if a woman would marry a guy with a crazy surname that she would be stuck with. Is the guys surname taken into account...............

I knew a woman called Holly and she was marrying a Brian Bush and she planned on changing her name to her husband.