Piskie's Official Welcome to Ollietopia Inc

[Pumpkin Becki]

May I, on behalf of the members of the Executive Board Of Directors of Ollietopia Inc, take this opportunity to welcome Piskie to our little team. Ollie will no doubt be along to discuss pay scales and sickness benefits with you shortly.

Like your new strapline too

[OllieMartin]

Quite the team we've put together now!

Ollietopia is an unique organisation, we don't have any assets, materiel, stock or physical product. This means our overheads are so low (non-existant) that we're the first ever economic-downturn-proof employer. So we'll never have to make anyone redundant.
Of course the disadvantage is that pay and benefits are awful, but there's also very little work to do making it an extremely fun place to be employed!

Keep up the good work team!

[piskieinboots]

..Ollietopia is an unique organisation...

Quite so

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[Jardiniere]

Quite the team we've put together now!

Ollietopia is an unique organisation, we don't have any assets, materiel, stock or physical product. This means our overheads are so low (non-existant) that we're the first ever economic-downturn-proof employer. So we'll never have to make anyone redundant.
Of course the disadvantage is that pay and benefits are awful, but there's also very little work to do making it an extremely fun place to be employed!

Keep up the good work team!

Gissa Job?
Don't you need an ambassador in France?

[piskieinboots]

Don't you need an ambassador in France?

With the 6 Nations up and coming (whoooop whooop) I'd say so

[Jeanied]

Piskie, I keep missing the Board Meetings - remind me when the next one comes around!
And welcome aboard to Ollietopia - it's great here!

[annacruachan]

And an ambassador for Scotland I should say! Not to mention Wales and Ulster.

[Glutton4...]

Gissa Job?...

I was going to say that!

[HeyWayne]

Surprised you don't have your namesake on the board....

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[Pumpkin Becki]

Surprised you don't have your namesake on the board....

TOPIA, OLLIE - Census Data Research Online :: Demographic Results Found

Ah, but if you notice Ollie himself is not actually listed as a board member (I think its a tax dodge )

[HeyWayne]

Ah, but if you notice Ollie himself is not actually listed as a board member (I think its a tax dodge )

Ah I see - wise, velly wise.

[piskieinboots]

... (I think its a tax dodge )

I heard The Boss was in washing money
*taps nose

[Pumpkin Becki]

I heard The Boss was in washing money
*taps nose

*whispers conspiritorially* Shhhh! If he gets wind of this he'll have my guts for garters!!

[HayleyB]

Well at least he's got washed knees

[piskieinboots]

how do you know