I was given a lovely little 'Gardener's pocket companion' book for Christmas and thought I'd share the occasional extract with you. This one made me smile
Green Fingers: Something everyone else seems to have plenty of
Perennial: This year, possibly; next year, unlikely
Flower bed: Anywhere a dozen or more seeds might land
Knee: A device for finding rocks in your garden
Seed Catalogue: A work of fiction with fantasy photographs
Spade: Highly efficient back-pain generator
Weed: A good example of the 'Survival of the fittest' theory

Green Fingers: Something everyone else seems to have plenty of
Perennial: This year, possibly; next year, unlikely
Flower bed: Anywhere a dozen or more seeds might land
Knee: A device for finding rocks in your garden
Seed Catalogue: A work of fiction with fantasy photographs
Spade: Highly efficient back-pain generator
Weed: A good example of the 'Survival of the fittest' theory
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