Random Gardening definitions

[Incy]

I was given a lovely little 'Gardener's pocket companion' book for Christmas and thought I'd share the occasional extract with you. This one made me smile


Green Fingers: Something everyone else seems to have plenty of
Perennial: This year, possibly; next year, unlikely
Flower bed: Anywhere a dozen or more seeds might land
Knee: A device for finding rocks in your garden
Seed Catalogue: A work of fiction with fantasy photographs
Spade: Highly efficient back-pain generator
Weed: A good example of the 'Survival of the fittest' theory

[Headfry]

Great Incy got any more?

[Incy]

Well there's lots of fun facts and things in there but I thought I'd see what peeps thought and add a new one from time to time if it goes down well.

[OllieMartin]

Well there's lots of fun facts and things in there but I thought I'd see what peeps thought and add a new one from time to time if it goes down well.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "They're great, we want more!"

[Comfreyfan]

Excellent - my garden's full of 'perennials'

[Flummery]

Weeds - plants which, if you give them an inch, they'll take your yard.
Perennial. A plant which would have come back every year if it had survived.

[Incy]

Love it Flum!
Ok Ollie, I will peruse my book and find other bits and pieces for you all to enjoy

[RedThorn]

Well? where are they then!

[Incy]

Give us a chance mate. I was having a strange potato song inflicted on me repeatedly thanks to Andrea

[RedThorn]

lol knew that would get you going!

[Incy]

I reckon I should ration you for that one. Seriously I need to peruse to find the right ones to post.

[FionaH]

Give us a chance mate. I was having a strange potato song inflicted on me repeatedly thanks to Andrea

Still recovering myself

[zazen999]

It was very freaky - sorry 'bout that.

[Incy]

Still recovering myself

DS made me watch it at least 15 times as he was trying to get all the way through without laughing

[Incy]

Blooming Puzzles

I am black of eye and bright of hair
I stick in the ground yet I follow my bright lord as he races round the sky.
What am I?