Do I buy a lottery ticket?

[HeyWayne]

*plays Twilight Zone music*

"Picture a man going on a journey..."

Earlier today in the office one of my colleague dudettes asked if we'd like to hear the facinating fact of the day, or the quote of the day (she has one of those calendars).

At that point the fellow dude in the office made an exasperated noise (the one where you blow your lips together and sound a bit like a horse) because the printer wasn't working.

I then said - "who are you, Shergar, or Mr Ed?"

1-2 seconds later, having not heard me the dudette colleague continued to relate the fascinating fact of the day...

"On this day in 1983 Shergar was...."

Dude and myself exchanged a "WTF" look.

Now, do I buy a lucky dip - or pick my numbers!?

[piskieinboots]

Lucky dip - every time
*writes 'best friend' letter in readiness

[binley100]

You could really splash the boat out and have one line lucky dip and one line hand picked.

[Creemteez]

Spooky! I'd deffo have one of each as cropper suggests. Might be worth scanning the runners in any of this afternoon's races too. If there's a "Mr Ed" running.........

[nerdgas]

Just got 4 lines on Euro Millions.

It's another rollover so jackpot is £113,000,000!

[Bagpuss]

One of each !

[Rhona]

Spooky malooky. I'm sure I've posted this before, but years ago, I walked into a huge branch of Tesco's after a loong day at work to grab a couple of things. As I walked in, there was a long bank of public telephones, (this was a few years ago, when not everyone had mobiles). There was maybe 10 or 15 of them in little booths. One was ringing, and without thinking, I went and picked it up and said 'hello.'

It was a friend, calling for me, but who wasn't sure of my telephone number. He'd cobbled some numbers together, and rang THAT number, at the very moment I walked by. Never forgotten that. Spooksville.


Ay, Zen Master. What happened to the first two Dan's?

[Glutton4...]

Lend us a Tenner!

[bubblewrap]

I always have a Ducky Lip.

[HeyWayne]

Ay, Zen Master. What happened to the first two Dan's?

Well first Dan was called away - something about a delivery. Second Dan went out for a packet of cigarettes and never came back.

[Snadger]

You could say you got your tip 'Straight from the horses mouth'..........groan!