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  • The 2 Ronnies' Question & Answer game

    I tried this on a forum before, but no-one got it. You're a smarter bunch so I think we might have a chance.

    The idea is, each person posts the answer to the question posed 2 posts ago, and then asks a new question. This means that each answer is one question out of place.
    The trick is to think of an answer to the question before last, that is also a funny answer to the last question. And then to think of a good question that will provide a base for the next person's answer.

    E.g:

    Albert: Starts, so just asks a question
    Q: Who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe?
    Bob: Bob doesn't have a question 2 posts ago, so just asks another question
    Q: What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?
    Charlie: Now answers the question 2 posts ago (Albert's)
    A: One’s a trade union leader, the other’s a member of the Cabinet

    Q: Complete the quotation … “To be or not to be…”
    Derrick:
    A:They're both the same

    Q:What is Bernard Manning famous for?
    Edward:
    A:That is the question

    Q:...
    If you follow that, I'll begin:

    Q: Who is the current reigning monarch in the United Kingdom?

    (Hint: the next person just needs to ask a question, subsequent posts should post the answer to the question before last AND post a question)
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    Q What are cows supposed to do before it rains?
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

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    • #3
      .................................................
      Last edited by Caro; 09-02-2010, 03:07 PM. Reason: Deleted as Nico beat me to it ;)
      Caro

      Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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      • #4
        An easier explanation can be found here:

        YouTube - The Two Ronnies - Mastermind Sketch

        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


        What would Vedder do?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Nicos View Post
          Q What are cows supposed to do before it rains?
          A: Queen Elizabeth II

          Q: What is Katie price best known for?
          Caro

          Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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          • #6
            A : lying down!!!!

            Q which is generally the dominant hand?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nicos View Post
              Q which is generally the dominant hand?
              A: Big breasts?!

              Q: Don't you think Ollie should be crowned King of the Universe?
              Last edited by OllieMartin; 09-02-2010, 03:20 PM.
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              • #8
                A : Right!

                Q : what's the famous ( Walls) dog supposed to say?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nicos View Post
                  Q : what's the famous ( Walls) dog supposed to say?
                  A: "Ooooooh Yes!!"

                  Q: Finish the saying: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw..."?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                    A: Big breasts?!

                    Q: Don't you think Ollie should be crowned King of the Universe?
                    A: sausages

                    Q: A bird the hand is worth....
                    Kirsty b xx

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                      Q: Finish the saying: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw..."?
                      Dulux?!?!


                      What is the capital of Israel?

                      (oops think we're abit out of sinc now)
                      Last edited by northepaul; 09-02-2010, 04:28 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by northepaul View Post
                        What is the capital of Israel?
                        A: It's either "Stones" or "Two in the Bush"!

                        Q: Where's the nearest place I can get a nice ham sandwhich?
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                        • #13
                          where do all the local newmarket people get their haircut?

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                          • #14
                            A : Tel Aviv

                            Q :
                            Originally posted by lizzylemon View Post
                            where do all the local newmarket people get their haircut?
                            Last edited by Nicos; 09-02-2010, 05:49 PM.
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                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lizzylemon View Post
                              where do all the local newmarket people get their haircut?
                              A: Subway.

                              Q: What do you call someone who gives relationship counceling advice?
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