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  • #16
    Originally posted by lizzylemon View Post
    where do all the local newmarket people get their haircut?
    A. 'Venus Hair & Beauty' (Well, may be not all )

    Q. What is the best advert on Telly?
    Mostly Tomato Mania Blog

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    • #17
      Originally posted by poly View Post
      Q. What is the best advert on Telly?
      A: A Therapist

      Q: Where do children in the UK receive most of their eductation?
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      • #18
        A: B & Q

        Q: Who runs the country?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by annacruachan View Post

          Q: Who runs the country?
          A: The Kindergarten

          Q: What did Jeremy Clarkson call Gordon Brown?
          Caro

          Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Caro View Post

            Q: What did Jeremy Clarkson call Gordon Brown?
            A:The banks

            Q: Who wrote "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by northepaul View Post

              Q: Who wrote "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"?
              A: A one-eyed scottish Idiot

              Q: Who is famous for writing romantic bodice-rippers?
              Caro

              Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Caro View Post
                Q: Who is famous for writing romantic bodice-rippers?
                A: Roald Dahl

                Q: What's another name for a Donkey?
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Caro View Post
                  Q: Who is famous for writing romantic bodice-rippers?
                  A. Barbara Cartland

                  Q. What is the main ingredient in Dhal?
                  S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                  a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                  You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                    A.

                    Q. What is the main ingredient in Dhal?
                    A: an ass

                    Q: politicians have a brain the size of a what?
                    Caro

                    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Caro View Post
                      Q: politicians have a brain the size of a what?
                      A: Chickpea or lentil. Frankly any dried pulse.

                      Q: Finish the actor's name from Fight Club, "Brad ...."
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