Need a laugh?

[SlugLobber]

Thse will make you laugh or cry, depending on your sense of humour. I choose to alternate between uncontrollable giggles and weeping in despair.

I am up to my neck in A level Biology papers at the moment and have seen a couple of amusing responses, including the following...

Q What is the cause of Type I Diabetes?

A Boris Johnson

Q What might predispose a person to developing Type II Diabetes?

A Too many chocolate limes

and the ones which make me weep...

Q How might a seal be adapted to spending long periods underwater?

A The seal has a hole on its head and breathes water in through this
A The seal photosynthesises using the plants under water

Q Explain how you might control the environment in a greenhouse and how it affects photosynthesis

A You can control the temperature using a thermometer
A You can increase the CO2 content by keeping cows in the greenhouse.

Now I don't know about you guys, but I knew what a thermometer was for at the age of 11 and I'm pretty sure animals don't photosynthesise...

However, the Boris Johnson one had me rolling around laughing! I once had a picture of money drawn on a paper, but alas, the bank wouldn't let me cash it...

[binley100]

Is it any wonder then that yesterday someone wanted to know how many rows were between F & G and if £157.20 divided by 10 was £12.(yesterday chat thread).

[Jeanied]

I just love the mixture of 'wise beyond their years' and 'childlike innocence' that you get with Key Stage 5! And the best is when they are bluffing!

[Florence Fennel]

Is it any wonder then that yesterday someone wanted to know how many rows were between F & G and if £157.20 divided by 10 was £12.(yesterday chat thread).

Or why for security reasons, all staff should wear their badgers? (yesterday also chat thread - you don't know what you're missing do they Binley?)

[Creemteez]

And these are A LEVEL STUDENTS???? Give me strength! I am not suprised, as my friend marks exam papers on Travel and Tourism and she get's some corkers too.
What REALLY bothers me is that in a few years time these people will be in charge of my medical care....unless of course you give them the big fat "F" grade they deserve!

[bubblewrap]

Now I don't know about you guys, but I knew what a thermometer was for at the age of 11 and I'm pretty sure animals don't photosynthesise...

I always thought alligators did cos they are green.

[binley100]

Or why for security reasons, all staff should wear their badgers? (yesterday also chat thread - you don't know what you're missing do they Binley?)

..and were they?

[bubblewrap]

Please go to the loo before reading

silly exam answers | ABCtales

[FionaH]

I am still working out the logistics of getting a cow in the greehouse

[Florence Fennel]

Then work out the logistics of how many you can get in there Fi!

[FionaH]

Gonna need a bigger greenhouse

[lottie dolly]

that's very good bubblewrap,good job i not got a drink near the pooter,or would have had it all over the place,thanks for the laughs viners

[bubblewrap]

A friend of mine went somewhere & was asked if he could identify himself........................He just looked in a mirror and said "yes that's me"!

[Glutton4...]

Laughs?! It's a bladdy good job we can laugh - I actually think it's terrifying!

Like Creemteez said - they may well be looking after us all in a few years. They don't want marking down, they need ejamicatin!

[lottie dolly]

A friend of mine went somewhere & was asked if he could identify himself........................He just looked in a mirror and said "yes that's me"!

lol,twas a good job he could see,and had a good memory