What thing about you really annoys you?

[OllieMartin]

I'm not saying I'm perfect (although you can feel free to!), but i wouldn't change anything about me. I have my faults, but none of them really annoy me, they're more likely to annoy other people!
I mean, I wouldn't mind being a tad more muscly, being more motivated or being better at sports, but none of them annoys me.

[janeyo]

I hate my 2 middle fingers, they have a 20degree bend to the side, but only from the top joint. Weird. And yes I was very bored in maths at school so we used to measure them lol
And I have one extra long toe which I hate. Except it might not be extra long, the one next to it might just be extra short. I spend a lot of time contemplating it
lol

[Alison]

I was convinced as a child that I had unnaturally large ears so my mum measured the whole family's ears to show me that mine were the smallest - didn't dawn on me at the time that this was cos I was the youngest!

[HeyWayne]

I feel the need to elaborate on my left nostril...

Every now and then, for no apparent reason my left nostril humbuzzes when I talk. It's like having a mosquito inside the middle of your head that buzzes when you talk.

I find myself getting more and more annoyed the more I talk (it's the same for others I know).

No matter how hard I blow my nose, or sniff it doesn't seem to get rid of it and it drives me crackers (annoying me).

Then it just seems to go.

[FionaH]

I was convinced as a child that I had unnaturally large ears so my mum measured the whole family's ears to show me that mine were the smallest - didn't dawn on me at the time that this was cos I was the youngest!

Bless that's really sweet

[piskieinboots]

...Then it just seems to go.

Have you ever seen it fly out of your ear?

[HeyWayne]

Have you ever seen it fly out of your ear?

What do you think I am, a chameleon!?

[Rhona]

I was convinced as a child that I had unnaturally large ears so my mum measured the whole family's ears to show me that mine were the smallest - didn't dawn on me at the time that this was cos I was the youngest!

That is sweet! Children have such funny little ideas.

I thought this thread was going to be about 'character' things too, but no, I only had to 'fess up about my vile toes, and not my dire personality.

[Alison]

I thought this thread was going to be about 'character' things too, but no, I only had to 'fess up about my vile toes, and not my dire personality.

At least you can put shoes on your feet (TBH I don't like feet at all even when they're "pretty" ones)

[Glutton4...]

When younger, my Sister was always complaining about having a big nose. She hasn't got a big nose at all, but I call her big nose now just to annoy her!

Incidentally, someone we knew, who fancied my Sister, told her she looked like Celine Dion. That really upset her - she thinks Celine Dion has a big nose LOL

[Alison]

Incidentally, someone we knew, who fancied my Sister, told her she looked like Celine Dion. That really upset her - she thinks Celine Dion has a big nose LOL

To be fair, Celine Dion HAS got a big nose and I'd not be happy to be told I looked like her

[Rhona]

To be fair, Celine Dion HAS got a big nose and I'd not be happy to be told I looked like her

My sis looks like a (much) younger Sarah Jessica Parker. She hates it, and says that SJP has a big nose. There's no getting away from it though, she does look like her.

[HeyWayne]

My sis looks like a (much) younger Sarah Jessica Parker. She hates it, and says that SJP has a big nose. There's no getting away from it though, she does look like her.

When I were a lad I used to quite fancy SJP - think Flight of the Navigator, or Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. She's too skeletal nowadays.

SJP that is, not your sister.

[Hilary B]

Only physical thing I would like to change is weight. Personality, well I'd like to be able to tell when I'm talking too much, or sounding bossy etc, BEFORE it upsets someone! All too often relatively new acquaintances suddenly start giving off unhappy vibes, and I realise, yep, done it again!

[Creemteez]

Wayne! You have the makings of a Las Vegas Act there! "HeyWayne and His Amazing Singing Nostril!" They'll be beating a path to your door. See if you can train it to do a couple of verses of 'Killing Me Softly'
A'hem, sorry, just skipped off down Sureal Avenue there for a moment.
For myself, I don't like my feet, I am developing wattles and one word for you all that hasn't been mentioned yet. CEL-U-LITE.