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I claim no originality for the work, but it sums up this weird thread.
When I was 23, I married a widow who had a grown up daughter with red hair. My father fell in love with the daughter and they married.
This made my father my son in law! It also made my daughter my mother because she married my dad!!
My wife and I had a baby son, who became my dad's brother in law!!! Which made my son my uncle! (With me so far?) This was really weird, because if he was my uncle, that also made him a brother to my wife's grown up daughter, who is my stepmother.
My dad's wife then had a baby, who became my grandchild, because he was my daughters son. This now makes my wife my mothers mother, which is really freaky, because, although she is my Wife, she's also my grandmother. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I must be her grandchild (Yes?)
Therefore as the husband of my grandmother, I must be my own grandfather.
Answers on a postcard please, but only in very big writing and not black.
I claim no originality for the work, but it sums up this weird thread.
When I was 23, I married a widow who had a grown up daughter with red hair. My father fell in love with the daughter and they married.
This made my father my son in law! It also made my daughter my mother because she married my dad!!
My wife and I had a baby son, who became my dad's brother in law!!! Which made my son my uncle! (With me so far?) This was really weird, because if he was my uncle, that also made him a brother to my wife's grown up daughter, who is my stepmother.
My dad's wife then had a baby, who became my grandchild, because he was my daughters son. This now makes my wife my mothers mother, which is really freaky, because, although she is my Wife, she's also my grandmother. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I must be her grandchild (Yes?)
Therefore as the husband of my grandmother, I must be my own grandfather.
Answers on a postcard please, but only in very big writing and not black.
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