song for ecky thump # 2

[zebedee]

To be sung to the tune of 'Darling Clementine'.

Joe he were a young cordwangler
monging greebles did he go
And he loved a bogler's daughter
by the name of Chiswick Flo

Vain she was and like a grusset,
Though her ganderparts were fine
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line

So he stole a wogglers moulie
For to make a wedding ring
but the Bow Street runners caught him
And the judge said "you will swing"

So they hung him by the postern
nailed his moulies to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence

There's a moral to this story
Though your cordwangle be poor
Keep your hands off others moulies
For it is against the laaaaaw

[mandyballantyne]

Don't know that song so could not sing along, words are good though

[Lesley Jay]

The men in white suits still haven't found you then Zebedee????

[zebedee]

That is why I don't tell them I live on the Isle of Wight.

Oh, Sod.

[nick the grief]

Originally recorded by the late great Rambling Syd Rumpo I believe wasn't it?

[zebedee]

Ah, an afficianado of the art of the 'genuine' country song. I'm glad I'm not alone, Nick.

[nick the grief]

Your never alone with Schizophrenia Zeb

[madderbat]

I'm not even going to try this one, I'll leave it to Ramblin' Syd

[zebedee]

Ah, I'm in two minds about Schizophrenia. I did go to a phsychiatrist, but he charged me £50 each!