Mid Life Crisis?

[kirsty b]

Lost in admiration for you folks - I don't think I even own a skirt. I know I don't own any dresses!

I have 2 dresses - each worn for a different occasion and now hanging in the wardrobe.
I worked out in the whole of last year I wore a dress 3 times - and one was a wedding dress!

Not surprised you got woohoo'd TS, you have a lovely figure

[bubblewrap]

Lost in admiration for you folks - I don't think I even own a skirt. I know I don't own any dresses!

Neither do I my legs are the wrong shape.
I can't remember when Madderbat wore one either.

[enrich100]

Neither do I my legs are the wrong shape.
I can't remember when Madderbat wore one either.

What you need then is a long flowing dress to hide those wrong shaped legs
perhaps this blue gingham would suit you. you could show your arms off instead

Alternatively hide your legs with stockings then you could get away with this



If you choose the second dress remember to find a kneeling pad when gardening because dirty knees can get you in trouble.

I don't know when to have my mid life crisis
I haven't decided how long i'm going to live yet
my only concern is I might have missed it

[Nicos]

I've had to have a bit of a clear out with moving over here- and I seem to have :-

2 gardening frocks ( 15 years old sack type things for heatwave gardening- don't suit shorts)
2 casual 3/4 length dresses (daytime)
2 v posh party dresses
ball gown

.....wore one of the casual dresses at Xmas and Valentines Day the other at a friends party.
Not worn the gardening frocks here because of he ticks
...and the other 3 dresses belong to a different life-style

I wear leggings all the time ( except in bed of course!!!)


You can always borrow one of my frocks if you ever need one BW!!!

[Two_Sheds]

I wear skirts so infrequently that it really confuses people when I do.

The caretaker at school said "you look smart" but couldn't work out why.

OH said "why've you put your tarty stuff on?"

He and his dear ma have both mentioned the word 'unfeminine' when talking about me recently, so I've decided to spruce myself up a bit. Hopefully if I get a few more woo-hoos, he'll let me get back in my dungies and workboots

[HeyWayne]

http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...t295397.....so hate to remind you you've already leaked that secret!

Dangit!!!!

[HeyWayne]

He and his dear ma have both mentioned the word 'unfeminine' when talking about me recently,

Should've gone to Specsavers.

[Nicos]

enrich....that was Sooo funny!!!
HW- you're never going to live that down!!

TS- silly silly peeps- if they think you're not feminine...what on earth does that make me????( I make a huge effort to pluck my chin regularly!!!!)

[lizzylemon]

Well gal carry on wearing your 'tarty' clothes for long enough (about a week I reckon) and some hunky bloke, who knows how to appreciate a lady (that's you in case you're wondering) woowoos you off your feet and into the life you deserve quicker than your OH can say 'wheres my dinner'

[Brengirl]

Since it is so true that none of us has ever seen ourselves as others have I believe we should always use that stunning image we see in our head. If you feel good you look good. It's all in the mind.

[lizzylemon]

The caretaker at school said "you look smart" but couldn't work out why.

LOL - reminds me of the time I took me 'hair' off at lunchtime cause it was giving me a headache and carried on serving people that afternoon. I could see they knew something was different about me but they couldn't.....quite.....put.....their.....finger........on...............it.......

[OverWyreGrower]

I nearly bought some make-up at the weekend, but decided to save the money instead!

If I did wear make-up, people would think there was something going on

[di]

I'm now off out to a play place with the kiddies...Thanks to this thread I've popped on some lippie!...it'll probably all be gone by the time I get there and I sure as Hell aint taking it with me for top ups,but it's a start,yes?!

[Jeanied]

Which one is posting this time - Andi or Di?

[lizzylemon]

I'm going to wrk in a skirt today but it's still denim